This is why I should not eat sugar and play Phoenix Wright at 2am

These are 10 texts sent between myself and my wife friend. I'm in RED, also, this is all based on some weird thing we're writing.

2:55 am:
Hey Edgeworth. It's Phoenix. Phoenix Wright. I have a small favour to ask you and I was wondering if you'd mind if I asked you. It could change your life.
2:57 am:
Well that depends Phoenix. Is this like the last time you asked me for a "favour"? Because I am never lending you my law books again. If I'd known you'd wanted to build a den with them, I'd have given you boxes instead. Or bricks.

3:02 am:
No, no. It's actually about my relationship with a client of mine.The thing is, something terrible has happened to this client and I need your help to put it right.
Also, can I borrow your teapot?
3:05 am:
What have you done now, Phoenix? You'd better tell me everything.
And no, you may not borrow my teapot- it's got lovely flowers on it and I'm not having you break it. Since when do you drink tea anyway?

3:14 am:
Well, this client of mine is on trial for the murder of her boss but she's also working for me, however, due to a recent discovery a jealous co-worker has locked her in the store cupboard. I have the evidence but I don't want our relationship exposed. Could you find someone who wouldn't think of that?
And no, I don't drink tea. Pearl broke Charley's watering can.
3:20 am:
*Sigh*... always causing trouble, Phoenix. I'll see what I can do. Also, locked in the storage cupboard? Shouldn't you... Er... let her out?
And well!! I'm almost offended!! This teapot is a thing of fine beauty and precise art, not some common watering can for that stupid plant! Can't you use one of Godot's coffee mugs, or something?

3:26 am:
I can't get into the storage cupboard. It needs a code.That's why I've been sitting outside the door talking to her. And sleeping on Gumshoe's coat.
I asked Godot. He said he wouldn't know the amount of coffee he drinks with a cup missing.
3:30 am:
Well find someone who knows the code! Honestly Phoenix, must you be so impractical all the time?
Re Godot's coffee cups: Take one, and replace it with the broken watering can. I doubt he'll notice the difference.

3:35 am:
I'm trying!!! But the only person who knows it locked her in! I'm going to look through some files, see if I can find it and get her out. Only about 150 more to go...
And I think he would notice. The can is in pieces.
3:40 am:
Well chin up- I'm sure you'll find it sooner or later!
Get Maya to stick it back together, she fixed that sacred urn thing pretty well. Hey! There's an idea! Use the urn to water that vexatious vegetatation.

 

These are the conversations that make life epic.

 

Cant yoy just call a locksmith?

 

At 3am?
Nahhh.
Plus it's funny to imagine Phoenix trying to work out this code which is obviously 000001.

 

An awesome is you. I didn't know you played Phoenix Wright :P

Feenie will be happy when he sees this thread.

 

Oh totally.
I just finished Trials and Tribulations yesterday, so now I'm going onto either the Edgeworth ones or Apollo Justice.

 

I want to play these games. Which ones the best to start with?

 

I'd start with the first one. And then go in order.
Speaking of which, do the Edgeworth ones come before Apollo Justice timewise? I think so.
Oh, and Capcom aren't responsible for any fangirl crushes at all. Not even if you did this:
"Niiiiiick!!! *squee*"
...Not that I have. Noooo, not at all...

 

Nick = Phoenix... right?