this is the kind of sophisticated storytelling that you only get with bleach

It's got some top notch slapstick, though.

 

well when you have an army of zombies taken from you, you tell me how much of a twist that is, and how much it totally ****ing sucks for you

 

The funny part is I actually really wanna know the context now

 

zombie transvestite blood gets on someone and they turn into zombie. mad scientist super drug takes control of said zombie blood.
no, i am not making this up.
if you're asking what's going on, i couldn't really tell you. i basically read bleach with my eyes closed.

 

...I wish you were making that up.

 

I feel like I'd give Bleach a chance again if someone condensed it into like, 25 or so episodes. I can't stand long ass anime.

 

Just watch all the filler starting with the Karakurizer arc. It's not bad if you ignore everything that has to do with Aizen.

 

a chapter takes like 2 minutes minutes to read. 5 if someone's monologuing. the panels are so big and there's so little going on in each that pacing yourself to absorb art isn't a thing here. you could read it very fast very easily.
that said, don't.

 

I choose to watch anime rather than read manga.

 

why

 

I prefer a medium with motion and sound, as well as color usually. I'm a film person, not so much a book person.

Though I have read a few manga, like Uzumaki.

 

Fair enough.
I'm sure this comes as a huge shock to you, but I'm more of a comic person, so I prefer to read manga than watch anime. Although I usually like experiencing something in it's original form. I wouldn't watch One Piece and I wouldn't read Garden of Words.
I get really bored when I have to sit and watch an episode of anime.

 

e x c u s Aizen was the only reason to watch

 

I think you're confusing Aizen with an interesting villain that isn't completely generic.

 

I liked Yoruichi

And by that I mean I like tan ninja girls with dark hair and dat ass

 

You could still watch the first 25 or so episodes, when they're still in the real world. Some of those episodes are genuinely amazing and it's tough to imagine the rest of the series has the same writer.

 

Pretty sure I already have. I dropped the anime when the vampire dudes came up, but even then I'd only been semi paying attention.

 

Aizen in a nutshell...

Spoiler

 

CAN'T HEAR U BITCH TOO BUSY BEIN' A MAJESTIC BUTTERFLY