1. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

   

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   I will stab you.
   With my spork.

    

   Fork, May 4, 2012

   Fork, May 4, 2012

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2. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

   

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   The first thing my girlfriend said to me was "May the 4th be with you." I was so confused.

    

   The Graceful Assassin, May 4, 2012

   The Graceful Assassin, May 4, 2012

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