This is BS.

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  1. Fearless A good and beautiful child

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    I went to a wedding last night, and instead of getting drunk I got a cold.
     
  2. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    This is God's way of punishing you for your sins. REPENT NOW OF FACE THE JUDGMENT OF THE ETERNAL HELLFIRE INFERNO, PRAISE BE TO THE BASED JESUS CHRIST WHO DIED FOR OUR SINS AND WELCOMED US INTO NEW PHYREXIA!
     
  3. Fearless A good and beautiful child

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    The hilarious thing about this is that the wedding was in a Catholic church.
     
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    drink a bottle of jack. it's the only way to cure your cold.
     
  5. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    You prefer a hangover to cold
    I prefer the cold, I have an excuse to snuggle up in bed then.
     
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    Ssme thing has happened to me! Except I went to spend time with my friends at university... I have been drunk once and now a severe sore throat ;-; the hang over wasn't even that bad!
     
  7. Fearless A good and beautiful child

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    Meh, I was probably exaggerating with the drunk thing. I rarely drink enough to get actually drunk, and usually have enough sense to stop at 'a bit tipsy'.
    And at least with a hangover I could still go to work, because hangover would have been gone by now. As it is, my cold persists and I leave for work in two hours.
     
  8. Jin うごかないで

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    Best thing is I went to a wedding yesterday as well. I was there from 1 till midnight and All I did was sit there drinking coke or pepsi. I had to stay cause It was close family wedding so in the end when all the left over bottles of coke and pepsi were left out on one table by the people who served us I took a load of the not yet opened ones and threw them into my mom's car..Least I got free bottles of coke and pepsi out of it
     
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    Take some cold medicine and remember that there are unemployed Ohioans who wish they could go to work with a cold.
     
  10. Fearless A good and beautiful child

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    Oh I'm going to work, just you try and stop me. Whether I'll actually be able to do my job is another question. Not because I lack the ability because of the cold, but because I work with children. My job today more than likely will be to do all the paperwork and leave my coworkers to deal with the kids.