This is a story called "Xaldin the lonely virgin."

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  1. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    There was a 16-year-old man named Xaldin. He was a famous admin on a famous site called kh-vids. He was really respected and everyone loved him. But, sad fact was, he was afraid of women! The reason for this was unknown to many. And he could never get close to a girl or else he'd be like "OMIGAWD!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!" and start reacting wildly. Even if he'd want to get near a girl his body would react. Now, many have wondered "Wow. Will Xaldin ever lose his virginity?" And the answer is "No! He gotz a phobia you foolz! D<". And so, he went on many dates but to no success. Xaldin died lonely. The end.
































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  2. Mish smiley day!

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    How delicioiusly cruel.
     
  3. Darkandroid Gets it Together

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    Your obessed with Xaldin's Virginity.

    It's scary.
     
  4. Lord Knight Xiron Hollow Bastion Committee

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    That's pretty much how it goes.
     
  5. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Oh that must be very encouraging for Xaldin.
     
  6. Mish smiley day!

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    XD

    I think VGN wants to do the honour. If ya know what ah meeen.
     
  7. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    Yeah it is.

    Eh...no. Not funny. =|
     
  8. Rikus#1fangirl Banned

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    lmao you're funny..
     
  9. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    What do you mean?
     
  10. Spike H E R O

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    Speak for yourself XD
     
  11. Sabby Sleepy Panda Assassin

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    aww. . how mean. Poor Xaldin. Why don't you give some encouragment? ^^
     
  12. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    It's no fun if I did that.
     
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    *stares at watch*
    And he will be banned in 3..............2.................1................BANNED!XD XD XD XD
     
  14. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    Okay, that's just disgusting. Stop it.
     
  15. Sabby Sleepy Panda Assassin

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    Eww. . you guys just think it's wrong. XD
     
  16. Mirai King's Apprentice

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    VGN... Xaldin will kill you.
     
  17. Mish smiley day!

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    noe .
     
  18. Hissora ahurhurhur.

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    Maybe he's gay?
     
  19. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    Linkin Park rocks!
     
  20. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    ur name is VGN yet you make fun of him being a virgin....?

    ironic.....
     
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