This annoyingly strange

wut ._.
sumi shut up this proves nothing

But I have New York and THAT'S ALL I NEED.

 

But aren't most girls afraid of Weeping Angels?

 

Actually...you have a point...

 

Kitty, you clearly yet to meet the right British man of charm, sophistication and subtlety that London crawls with on every street.

 

Yeah baby!

 

Dont mind me, I'm just passing through

 

Because that Friends joke is completely original and no one has ever said 'Ross? Like out of Friends?' or called me 'Geller'.

I remember the days when women wanted some wit from a twit. Now all they want is men to be blunt like a.... well you get it.

 

All the men I know in real life aren't charming... COME AT ME BRITISH CHARM!

 

Cause we live with them, so the 'British charm' doesn't effect us. We're immune to it.

 

You ladies can not simply enjoy the charm of such sophisticated British men around you, which I profusely apologies for.

It's either that or a cockney lad looking for your thrupney bits.

 

Of course it doesn't effect you. That would be silly. Your parents' extremely kinky sexual adventures are what effected you.

 

I'd hate to imagine what wee fantasies your mind conjures up about your parents.

 

Perhaps I should bring in that welsh charm and I have to say you guys got it good your mum doesn't constantly talk to you about that stuff and you don't constantly find your dad's porn on the side where you store your dvds!

 

In my head, my parents are celibate ;-; they just wished really hard, or I'm adopted or IVF baby.

 

this train of thought is especially helpful when your parents are now divorced & hate each other