Things You SHould'nt Say Out Loud About The American Government

Did you know that it's illegal to say ''I want to kill the President of the United States Of America''? It's illegal, it's a federal offense, it's one of the only sentences that you're not allowed to say. And now it was okay for me to say it right then, because I was telling you that it's illegal to say I want to kill the President of The United States of America. I'm not actually saying it, I'm just letting you know that it's illegal to say that. It's kinda like a public service, I'm letting you know so that you don't actually go out and say something like that.

Um, but what's interesting is that it's very illegal to say ''I really, really, think someone out there should kill the President of the United States of America''. That's illegal! Extremely illegal! Very, very illegal. But NOT illegal to say ''.....With a motor launcher'', because that it's own sentence. It's an incomplete sentence, but it may have nothing to do with the sentence before that. So, that's perfectly fine. Perfectly legal.

I also found out that it's incredibly illegal, extremely illegal, to go on television and say something like ''ThebestplacetofireamotorlauncherattheWhite Housewouldbefromtheroofof theRockefellerHuetbuilding,becauseofthetheminimum security,and you'dhaveaclearlineofsightatthePresident'sbedroom''.INSANELY ILLEGAL! RIDICULOUSLY, RECKLESSLY, INSANELY ILLEGAL!

Yet, even more illegal to show an illustarated diagram that you can easily find on Google Images.

INSANELY ILLEGAL! RIDICULOUSLY, HORRIBLY FELONIOUS!Because they will come to your house in the midlle of the night and lock you up! Extremely against the law.

Um, one thing that is, technically, legal to say, is that we have a group that meets Fridays at midnight under the Brooklyn bridge and the password is Sic Semper Tyrannus.

 

Are you drunk?

 

That's what his mood says.

And wow, I never knew all of that.

 

how'd you guess?

 

No, I'm not really drunk. My spelling's fine, isn't it?

 

Yeah and so is your grammer.

 

ILL BE THERE!

 

I officially love you. Marry me?






...not really, VGN, if you're reading this...









BUT I LOVE YOU ANYWAY! *worships from afar*

 

Seeing as your not really drunk, I will shout out in Public, ''I really, really, think someone out there should kill the President of the United States of America'' and I will get arrested. Thank for the tip buddy, I will now rep you.

 

Alright, but if you do, just remember: Wired fences can be bought at any hardware store, and Rotweilers are hard to train. Savvy?

 

Wait, what about the Bill of Rights? Freedom of speech!
*confused* *brain starts to smoke*

 

imma go to the meeting xD

 

Maybe they think of it as an actual serious-to-god vow to actually assasinate him...I dunno.

 

That's why they're the only sentences you're not allowed to say. Savvy?

 

But were they mentioned as a specific exception to our given rights? Somebody ought to take that to court...see if they can declare it unconstitutional.

 

The freedom of speech thing is a lie, I had to lie that I liked school to get into a high School.

 

What they mean by "free speech" is that you could have told them that no, you didn't like school, and they couldn't have locked you up or beaten the living crap out of you. It's not the choice to lie or to tell something, it's right to say whatever you want without consequence of the law.

 

Well....that does sound pretty farfetched, buds. But hey, what'cha gonna do, y'know? *shrugs* The ball only rolls one way no matter how ya throw it.