Things you do not want to know about the organization XIII

• When he is absolutely CERTIAN that no one is around, Zexion sings "Part of Your World" in the shower
• Yes, I will be using that against him later on.
• Vexen is afraid of cake
• The fastest way to dispose of Xigbar is to mention anything about "strip poker" - especially when Luxord's around
• Don't ask why
• Demyx absolutely will NOT drink Mountian Dew EVER again...
• Don't ask why
• Zexion saved 15% or less on car insurance by switching to Geico...
• But he's still emo.

 

-Lexeaus is secretly Gaston is disguise
-*pokes huge muscles* After Belle dumped him, he decided to win Zexion's mind.

 

-Zexion's weapon is a stick
-Xigbar has a collection of girly ponytail holders in his room
-Marluxia is hiding a uni-brow under his bangs