Things you do not want to know about the organization XIII

Organization XIII fangirls!Lets start a thread about the many things organization XIII does in secret or their obsessions.You can make up your own,adapt them from pics,fan fiction or your own suspicions.

-Zexion is obssesed with iced tea.
-Saix other identity is Sailor Moon.
-Xemnas name anagramed is Mansex

 

-Xaldin hates Chickens!
-Marluxia was a hippie in his past life.

 

Good One!

-Axel loves to go camping only to roast some marshmallows.

 

No, he makes the marshmallows in to charcoal. xD


-Zexion's book....weapon? or porn?

-Larxene has a soft side for kittens.

 

-Saix was also an ex-mental hospital patient.

-Zexion's book might a Yaoi! manga

 

- Demyx was a water cell in his past life.
- Xigbar likes to shoot stuff including: Sora, Butterflys, Mice and Flys.

 

Hmmm, this should be moved to the spam thread.

..Sometimes I wonder why Anything Else is here when it's almost like the spam thread.

 

Thank you, Superior! And yes, I wonder, too....

 

-Xigbar used to play paintball
-Xaldin and Luxord used to team up to try to find King Arthur and kill him.(cough British accent cough)
-Marly is the Grim Reaper's homosexual cousin

 

I like this one...

Demyx- Use to be a mermen

 

Lol!

- Axel likes to burn down entire rainforests!
- Demyx makes it rain and Larxene makes it thunder!
- Roxas used to play tennis and thats where he got his struggle skills (<<Random)
- Saix was born on the moon!!

 

-Axel burned down every school he went to, so he was given the right, to not go to school-

-Zexion is a Kadaj wannabe-

-Demyx was a waterboy for his school, and that's why his element is water-

-Thanks to Luxord's addiction to Casinos, Nomura couldn't get any casinos in KH, they were too scared-

Yeah...weak, I know....

 

-Marluxia has one VERY STRANGE hobby:hugging trees
-Zexion used to cut gym class while he was Ienzo.
-The reason why Zexion cut gym is because Lexeaus kept on asking him to lift those 100 ton weights. XD That is why Zexion is short.
-Zexion hates drinking milk.
-Vexen used to blow up his own lab.
-Luxord's second language was French.

 

rofl!

-Axel was a girl in his past life. >_><_<

 

• Saix was raised by Smurfs (hence his hair)
• Xigbar is Xiggaliscious
• Demyx is Xigbar's apprentice
• Luxord has a MAD crush on Xigbar (*cough*)
• Zexion loves Playboy
• Zexion is also the hustler\blackmailer of the Organization
• Marluxia is a drug dealer
• Saix is the only one who actually buys his drugs
• Manse-- XEMNAS is VERY scary when on coffee.
• Saix is even scarier when on a sugar-rush or on drugs (well, that's MY oppinion)
• Xemnas got drunk branded Saix like a cow, and that's how he got his scar
• Xigbar made fun of the scar, and that's how he got his
• The Organization + alchohol = CHAOS!
• Larxene + angry = SOMEBODY getting castrated
• The Organization loves AIM...
• as well as Six Flags...
• and food.
• Xigbar's anagram is Bigrax

Okay, I'll stop spamming you now. XD;

 

Demyx kicks puppies
Larxene is on the patch (no wonder)
Saix wasn't hugged a day in his life
Xemnas is constantly in court

 

Out of topic:

Yeah.I always suspect that Luxord has a crush on Xigbar.Because both die next to each other(Not position) XD

-Zexion's favourite Disney movie is..........Lilo and Stitch(That is the reason why he is emo) All Lilo and Stitch movies and the series itself.
-Zexion is short because he does not like milk and did not get enough calcium.
-Zexion's feet are big.Seriously!Look at his journal entry!Same goes for Roxas.

 

• Axel hisses like a cat when wet.
• Make that a banshee.
• Larxene has made Demyx scream like a little girl more than once.
• Xaldin's forbidden nick-name is "The Dreadlocks and Sideburns of DEWM!"
• There's always that certian song you just can't stand... For Xigbar, it's Fergalicious.
• If you don't get that last joke, go see my fanfic "Xigbar Is...?" in my siggy. =3

 

-Xigbar raids the frige at night-

-Lexaues is The Silent Hero, because he steals Zexion's "magazines" at night-

-Saiix plays Dodge The Smurfs!!! on the weekends!-

-And Demyx plays Pokemon on his GBA-

 

-Roxas secretly cuts himself.No wonder he wears that bracelet
-Luxord is a mob
-Xemnas "LOVES"Saix´s company at night.
and I guess I should stop
wanna keep it pg 13...
:3