Things to do at McDonalds when you're bored.

To the playground! Act like a child, follow all the kids around the place and piss them off until you they leave or are scarred for the rest of their lives because of something you did! ^_^

 

Sing* about Burger King, any tune and any words, it doesn't have to be a real song.

*Works best if you can't sing (like me lol)

Eg I love Burger King, it tastes so nice, Burger King a laa laa, cheese on my Burger King. Continue to sing until you are thrown out

 

Dance on the tables like an alcoholic.

 

Log off

 

In MCDONALDS??

 

I'd reply to you right now but my post would either get edited or deleted, and I'd get a warning.

 

If you're in a McDonalds that has an upstairs, slide up and down the banisters 'til you get thrown out.

Also, if you're in a McDonalds with an upstairs, if the windows open, chuck fries out with ketchup on at the people below.

Me and my group of friends once took up two tables and we shot spit balls at everyone in the upstairs and then we made our way downstairs, once.​

 

O:3

 

Go up and ask for a pepperoni pizza. When they become confused ask to speak with their manager and tell him that ____ hasn't been doing their job if they don't know whats on the menu.

 

*adds stuff to list*

 

Better yet... do that if you are skinny.

 

Order a Whopper.

 

If anyone of you really went and did this **** at a McDonalds, I hope someone kicks your ass.
McDonald's staff already put up with enough crap, they don't need you to come along and **** around just because you're "bored".

And if I happened to work there, God ****ing help you.

 

Ask for Johnny Stooge and, if he's there, engage him in armed combat.

 

Boredom's a bad thing. I wonder what you do when you're bored if you don't act random.

 

Johnny Stooge is a valued member of society.

He doesn't "act random", he spends his time doing more productive things, like building orphanages and fighting demons.

Also

ITT: **** who've never worked at a fast food restaurant.

 

Just walk in and slap the s*** out of the person behind the counter.

 

Sit there and count the sesame seeds on your bun,
Once acheived that, go to the counter and complain about the amount you have calculated. Demand more/less. ​

 

Did that. They actually gave me a different bun.