Things to do at McDonalds when you're bored.

I'm sure you can think of many fun, disturbing and sick things to do :)
I'll add any suggestions to the list.

1. Throw two pickle slices at the window and have a race with your friend.
2. Blow the straw wrappers at people after ripping off one end.
3. Hide a ketchup packet behind your hand and pretend to stab yourself in the eye repeatedly with a plastic fork.
4. Request those Pokémon toys Burgerking gave out.
5. Glare at people passing by the window.
6. Burst out laughing spontaneously.
7. Talk to yourself.
8. Walk in with a big ass bag of Burger King.
9. Buy large fries, and throw them at random people when they're not looking.
10. Order a Jumbo Jack. If they refuse, ask for a Whopper, if they refuse ask for a famous star.
11. Make a complaint to management on how their food has made you clinically obese.
12. Dress up as The Burger King and order something
13. Dance on the tables like an alcoholic.
14. Log off
15. Ask for a pepperoni pizza.
    When they become confused, ask to speak with their manager and tell him/her that ____ hasn't been doing their job, because they don't know whats on the menu.
16. Order a Whopper.
17. Ask for Johnny Stooge and, if he's there, engage him in armed combat.

 

Hide a ketchup packet behind your hand and pretend to stab yourself in the eye repeatedly with a plastic fork.

 

5. Request those pokemon toys Burgerking gave out.

 

If you're bored, perhaps you should leave?
I suppose if you're stickin around:

6. Glare at people passing by the window
7. Act crazy: Burst out laughing spontaneously, talk to yourself, etc. Improvise...

 

If you're inside a McDonald's where you can fill soft drinks up yourself, take your cup and continuously start filling it with a drink, dump it out, fill it up with something else, dump it out, etc. etc. as if you can't decide what you want. You can even mumble/curse to yourself while doing it XD;.

 

Buy a large fries, and throw them at random people when they're not looking! o:

 

Step 2: Ask for a refill of fries.

 

Step 3: Dip some of the fries in ketchup.

 

Step 4: Repeat Step 1, 2, and 3.

If someone complains against you. Through a fit to the manager saying that your dining experienced is ruined.

 

We are ingenious.

 

Order a Jumbo Jack. If they refuse, ask for a Whopper, if they refuse ask for a famous star.

If they still refuse, get angry and say, "Its cause I'm black, huh?"*

*It works better if your not actually black.**

**It works even better if the guy taking the order is.

 

Fap in the McFlurries

 

That, my good sir, is the best idea I've ever fucking read.

 

Ask them to describe every ingrediant for everything in the entire menu before placing an order...

Its better if you wait till they are busy till you try this.

Its even better if you just change your mind at the end of it and say, "I'm not hungry."

 

That's badass.

 

Make them watch their Japanese adverts over and over again and make them see what kind of monsters they have become

 

Give the person at the counter a completely clear and concise order. When he/she turns around, put on a pirate hat and gently rape him/her.

 

Order everything on the menu, then leave as they're ringing you up.

 

Make a complaint to management n' how their food has made you clinically obese.

 

dress up as the burger king and order something