Kingdom Hearts II Things The Crew Of KH2 Wouldn't Say

Xemnas:Hey Riku Riku:What? Xemnas: *Gives papau fruite to Riku* Happy valentine's day! ^.^ Riku: O.o?

 

Simple...
Xemnas: Nothingness is NOT eternal.

Wouldn't that be simple?

 

Demyx: Don't you wish your girlfriend was hawt liek me?
Sora:.....

 

Demyx has a gf?!? O_____o
Anyways...
Axel: I don't have it memorized!
Riku: Hey, look at me! I'm UGLY! xD

 

Kairi: Sora. You and Riku didn't come home. SO I came looking for you.
Sora: Ya...Riku...-holds a bloody keyblade and stares at dead Riku-
Sora: About Riku...Funny story...-runs off-

 

xemnas: WHY MUST EVERYBODY LAUGH AT ME JUST BECAUSE MY NAME IS AN ANAGRAM OF MANSEX?!?!?!?!

sora: riku admit it your emo
riku: AM NOT!
sora: are to!
riku: JUST BECAUSE I HAVE SEXY EMO HAIR, LET PEOPLE CONTROL MY BODY, LIKE TO WHERE BLACK JACKETS, AND FALL FOR WHATEVER BULL**** PEOPLE TELL DOES NOT MEAN IM EMO!
sora:.......
riku: crap, i am emo T-T

saix: kingdom hearts, where is my heart?
kingdom hearts: i ate it ^-^
saix: WHAT!
kingdom hearts: just kidding, i accedently dropped it and it broke ^-^
saix: T-T

 

Sora: Brown hair? Blue eyes? Dorky clown shoes? Skin? ... I must be a butterfly!

 

Xemnas: Where is my heart.
Sora: Uhm, Dude...You're talking to a wall.
Xemnas: ...
Sora: ...?
Xemnas: SHUT UP, DARKNESS LOVER!
Sora: I DON'T LOVE RIKU! IT'S THOSE DANG YAOI FANS!
Riku: -snifflez-You don't love me?
Sora: Uhm, Riku? Why are you crying? OH NO! YOU'RE GAY!? EWWW!
Kairi: I KNEW IT!

 

Kingdom Hearts Chromicles 1.3!

 

Dont double post... and yeah you got me, I stole that line >.>

 

Sora: I need a theme song.

Riku: My favourite bands are Linkin Park, Yellowcard and Jessica Simpson.
Ansem: ...did you just say, Jessica Simpson?
Riku: ...>.<

 

Sora: Lookie me Im Harry Potter! xD Riku: Oh yeah?! Well Im Profesor Dumbledore! Sora: Hahahaha at least I dont have the word dumb in Harry Potter! Riku: O.o ?

 

Kairi: Sora, why are your shoes so big?
Sora: Well I went to clown school... I got my Keyblade because I failed clown school! =D
Riku: Omg! Me too!!!

 

Sora: Look, Riku! It's your mum!
Riku: Xehanort is not my mum, dumb***.
Sora: Oh...he looked like your mum.

Saix: *locks Kairi in prison*
Xigbar: That looks like the chick that hangs out at my dumpster.
Saix: Didn't you pay her like $5 to make out with you?
Xigbar: Money well spent XD

 

donald: soar u have to keep a happy face remem..
sora:shut the f*%# up donald the only reason ur still here is because ur skrewing my best frend goofy
riku:but sora i thought i was ur be..
sora:SHUT UP its always sora this sora that PISS OFF RIKU
goofy:garwsh i thought that was kiari at night huk! huk!

 

Sora: Look, Tidus, it's your dad!
Tidus: ...*slaps Sora*

 

Riku/Kairi:CHUG CHUG CHUG
Sora:ahhh....laundry soap is good.
Lawlz

 

Axel: OMFG, YAY, SORA!!! *glomps*

 

(Continuation to Key of Destiny)

Sora: Stay away from me...you stalker. *pwns Axel with Ultima Weapon*

Roxas: ZOMG, NAMINE! *glomps Kairi by mistake*
Kairi: WTF?
Sora: OI! ROXAS! SHE'S MY GIRL!

 

(Continuation to DarknessKingdom)
Roxas: But you already f*cked Namine. Kairi's MINE!
Sora: Bring it on, b*tch! I own you!