Kingdom Hearts II Things The Crew Of KH2 Wouldn't Say

that is off kingdom hearts spoof.

sora-i need a ticket roxas
roxas-i don't have any.
sora-why?!?!?
roxas-dude,we are not even in the theater yet.
sora-oh,but it has popcorn.
roxas-(slaps head)

like it.

 

I know Sora- Hey Riku I locked myself out of my car! Riku-How?! Sora- My keyblade's inside!

 

Kairi: My name's Kairi! I pretend to like Riku but I actually really like Sora! I'm 16 years, Blood Type O Negative, I like to read Harry Potter, drowning puppies and stealing money from old grandmothers!!!

Saix: ...Really sorry, I asked.

...

12 Members of the Organization: WE'RE GOING TO PWN THE KEYBLADE MASTER! ROFL! 111!!!!111!

Roxas: *sweatdrop* ...why did I have to join the emotional baggage group?

 

Sora: Hey Riku! You suck bananas! Riku:Shut up Sora! Im 10 years-old and im gonna beat you up!!!

 

sora: daamn riku. you look fiiiine.

that's the first thing that came to mind. :D

 

Sora: I think I have a crush on Roxas!!!! Roxas: Omg me too! Sora:Omg lets party! Roxas and Sora: *Start dancing*

 

Sora - Kairi! Uh...about that...I kinda lost your lucky charm...oops?
*sweatdrops*

 

Sora: SUPER SEXY TRANSFORMATION!!! *drives into Yami Yugi*

Sora: Cmon, Donald! Goofy! We gotta fuse right now!
Riku: *sweatdrop* ...I didn't hear that.

 

sora-let's go surfin
xigbar-we just went 1 hour ago.
sora-no we went surfin.where were you.
xigbar-??????

 

Sora: Let's duel! *takes out a deck of YGO cards*

Riku: *sweatdrop* ...wrong game, baka.

 

Sora:Kairi,I don't like you...
Kairi:*turns into a werewolf and attacks Sora*
Saix:HEY!!! Now you can join the "Werewolfs That Attack When They're Mad Club"!!

Sora:Umm,Kairi...
Kairi:Yes?
Sora:I have banged Namine,who banged Riku,who banged Ansem the Wise,who banged Xehanort,who banged some other person,who banged Selphie,who banged Wakka,who banged Tidus,who banged both Rikku and Yuna,who both banged Cid,who has HIV....
Kairi:So you're saying that I have HIV?
Sora:No,silly.Wakka used protection.

 

Bob Barker: Okay SOra to get this RARE ANTIQUE KEYBLADE you have to bid the right amount of money!
Sora: two munny?
Bob: Higher.
Sora: five munny?
Bob: Lower.
Sora: Six Munny?
Bob: Lower means down, imbecile.
Sora: ONE. BILLION. MUNNY!?
Bob: Sorry, Sora, the correct amount was four Munny.
Spra: Aw, darnit.

 

hmm that reminds me of something i saw on youtube once

LOMG I KNEW IT you watch naruto abidged! love thoes vids! omg

Sora:"kairi i hate you i never want to see you again"
kairi:" good demyx is way hotter and braver than you are"
sora: uhhh kai, hes dead
kairi:*kills sora*

 

Damn, you figured me out, KairiSoraKeyofLight!!!

Sora: Keyblade on, Keyblade off. *repeat*

Xemnas: The One Kingdom Hearts...TO RULE THEM ALL!
Saix: Actually, sir, it's the second one.
Xemnas: Shut up, Moony.

 

Riku: Kairi, I really hate you, you * censored * (Contrary to what some of the rabid yaoi fangirls think/wish, he will not say that)

 

kairi-hey sora can i have a quarter.
sora-i have a dollar.
kairi-vending machines don't take dollars.
sora-but didn't you want ice cream.
kairi-it is the middle of winter.
sora-isn't it july or june.
kairi-*slaps forehead*

 

Ok, I didn't understand it but k!

Sora: With great power comes great ----------
Riku: Please do not quote from Spider-Man...AGAIN!

Xemnas: The Darkside is strong in you, Riku...
Riku: Yeah, you'd think so after being posessed by your Other and all.

 

Tetsuya: okay Sora, now go, go remove your clothing and run around in your underwear, don't forget to run around kairi
Sora: yes sir *undresses*
Tetsuya: *sees pimple in his stomach and screams like girl* on second thought, put on your clothes and just run around like yourself
Sora: yes sir *runs like an idiot*

 

Xemnas: Omfg, Sora I love you!
Sora: O.o Waffles!!!

 

Xemnas: So...it seems your heart has lead you to obliteration.
Sora: What did he say?
Riku: I dunno, he's at the far end ship, how would we hear it
Donald: Stop talking and let's destroy him before it's too late
Goofy: Awwwshuddup you a******! *Smacks donald*