Things That Would Make A Kingdom Hearts Fan Cry

if the next kingdom hearts talk mostly about Disney , i would cry.. - -

 

And many fangirls would die that day :shocked:

 

Well...

What if Kairi gave up on Sora, slapped him to the floor said he was ugly and she hated him and then jumped on top of Riku in a passionate embrace??? (I'd bloody cry if that ahppened cos my canon love is Sora/Kairi and Riku is getting Aqua, assuming Aqua was really 17 at the time and diesd for 10 years. Kinda like Vincent Valentine).

or even worse...

Ansem the Wse and King Mickey are ex lovers and you see them making out on Ansems desk in a flashback!!!

 

I'd be agitated if Riku goes through all that crap and never gets a girlfriend that is cool and not some mundane or anything positive at all except his friendship for Sora or if Riku died. He went down a bad path sure, but it was totally manipulated because Xehanort's Heartless knew he was the Keyblade wielder as did Maleficent. He came back strong and if he gets nothing good out of it or croaks, or isn't in the game, I will be a very mad and sad Repliku.

If Oogie Boogie comes back again, I will find Maleficent and haunt her.

If I have to sing more songs in Atlantica, I will cry. That's the total tear jerker in frustration there. It was 'okay' in KH2 but started getting on my nerves and if I have to do it again, I'm finding Nomura and sobbing on him. That'll show him!
(Disclaimer: the chances of me accomplishing such a feat are 1/100000000)

 

omg zac efron didn't sing??

 

If Birth by Sleep and 358/2 Days were Japan-only releases.

 

*tries regaining normalness*

k.....hmm....if they get to change the voice actors and it will be a lot worst, if high school musical will be in the game(suffers from music)

 

Obvious one, the end of the series...nothing breaks the heart more than that.

*takes out heart and give it to Zexion*

 

if they replaced sora with napolean dynamite

 

I'm already crying. That's so Scary!!!! T.T
Zac Effron as Sora..[Hates the guy]

 

Lol, Sora as Napoleon Dynamite. That's just terrifying to imagine. Maybe they could instead just replace him with McCauley Calkin as the Home Alone kid. I could just see as Sora runs into an army of Heartless, he slaps his cheeks and opens his mouth like =:O

That would be enough to cry too, now that I think about it. We'd have to watch him do that before he launches paint buckets from stairs at the bosses.

 

Oh god I'm crying already

 

There will be a strawberry shortcake levle.

 

*Screams up into the sky* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

0.0 the thought of there being a high school musical world sends shivers down my spine *dies of horror*

 

*Hides under couch, rocking back and forth in fear while sucking thumb* Not HSM, Not HSM, Not HSM...

 

if they wint to a my lil pony world!

 

That, I can't beat. In fact, I don't think that one can possibly be beaten at all. Sadly, a world like that would literally cause me to turn my back on the series, as much as I love it. That, and it also gave me a laugh there.

 

Yeah who would not?

 

I wouldn't! As much as I despise these horrible possibilities, I am completely loyal to Kingdom Hearts! If the world were ending, THEN maybe I would turn my back on it.