Things That Would Make A Kingdom Hearts Fan Cry

when sora goes in the suite life world he looks like a real boy but its actually haley...............

when sora goes to the HSM world he would wear a b-ball jersay and have dare i say it...............ARMPIT HAIR!!!!!!!O.O

when sora goes to the atlantica world its actually barbie MERMAIDIA!!!!!!!!!!!

 

"Marluxia will come back from the dead and turn everyone gayer than they already are."

Say buhbye to your het >D

 

Mickey Mouse will eat some rat poison and die. And as an added twist, it turns out that he left Disney Castle to score some cheese. Him havin' a keyblade and savin' the worlds was purely coincidental.

 

If it turns into a soap opera, I see enough of that at school -__-

I can just imagine it now....bleh Kingdom Hearts does not make a good sopa opera(but since when where soap operas any good anyways?)

 

He could play for my team The Kentucky Wildcats .

 

Because Disney Channel makes everyone cry. :]

 

Or it should. I cry because it burns my eyes.

I would cry if Organization XIII was never mentioned again.

 

I guess that if sora or roxas weren't in it i'd cry or if sora or roxas were ugly how superficial am i ? lol :P

 

Good point....

 

Sora and Roxas will be played by Zack and Cody.

 

^^^ Oh shi--

NO. NO. NEVER EVER. D:

 

Terra, Ven, and Aqua are actually clones of Zac Efron and Hannah Montana. The old bald guy represents slavery laws. (Becuase Disney Channel would buy children if there weren't slavery laws.)

 

These things would never make me cry.
MORE LIKE SEND ME TO AN INSTITUTION FOR SEVERE DEPRESSION AND MANY SUICIDE ATTEMPTS DDDDDDDDDDDDX

 

If there were NO final fantasy characters.

If you could transfer a save from FFVII for the PS3, but all it gets you is an additional 1000 munny.

If there were no [KEFKA!!!!!] in the next game.

If sora was replaced by the replacements.

 

I just wanted to say that even at 8:00 am, this made my laugh out loud and wake my roommate up. Probably one of the more funnier posts, along with the initial "Hanna Montana Theme Song for KH3" post.

 

I would cry if Kingdom Hearts III gets released on a mobile phone and only in Japan. Meaning we don't get to play it.

 

If KH3 takes 50 years to come out and then it's all formated for PS2 wich is completely obsolite because every hated sony for the PS3 and they went out of business.

 

I got one:

If King Mickey, Donald and Goofy were the main characters of the next game, plus the Disney company making KH a Disney series, plus Hana Montana theme, plus Axel being a homeless bum in the streets, plus Sora being the main enemy.

I know I would cry.

 

If High School Musical was a World in KH:BBS

I would cry

 

If Roxas tried to pull a move on Axel and Axel said: "Dude, I'm not gay."