Things That Would Make A Kingdom Hearts Fan Cry

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  1. Tammylita Destiny Islands Resident

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    "The theme song for Kingdom Hearts 3 will be done by Hannah Montana."

    "In the new High School Musical world, Drew Seely will take the place of Zac Efron in your party, due to the fact that Zac didn't actually sing in the movie."

    "The protagonist of the next Kingdom Hearts will be Miley Cyrus. Instead of a keyblade, your objective is to give autographs to seven year old fans. When Miley goes into Super-Montana form, she'll sing a pop song, spin in a circle, and then clap her hands together like that kid from FMA, yelling, 'SUPER DUPER HANNAH MONTANA POWER UP!'"

    "Organization 13 will not be mentioned nor seen again."

    "All non-Disney elements have been removed. The graphics are now two dimensional and game time has been cut by about ten hours."

    It burns...

    Add more if you want.
     
  2. RikuisthehottestdudeinKH2 Destiny Islands Resident

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    ok, here it goes:
    "Hannah montana and Zac Efron will be playing Sora and Kairi"
    "there will be a High School Musical world in KH3, and Sora will look like a gay person"
    BEAT THAT!!!!!!
     
  3. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    The new worlds will include phil of the future and sweet life of zach and cody mixed into one world in a hotel time paradox where hannahn montana sings for eternity.
     
  4. Noise For Love and Justice

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    in kingdom hearts 3 there will be a world in which u come across Ravan Symone u have to help her talk her crush..she is rejeced and turned into a huge heartless that eats everything in sit (encluding donlad...can u say "who orderd the duck"?)

    Heartless*
     
  5. RikuisthehottestdudeinKH2 Destiny Islands Resident

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    Nice one!!!!!! :-D
     
  6. Noise For Love and Justice

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    lol!! i know me and my friend make fun of her all the time!!!!


    Heartless*
     
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    LOL. I would cry if any of that happened.

    KH3 comes out as a Japan-only release.

    The Disney is cranked up and even more disconnected from the plot than in KH2.

    Riku dies.

    Um... that's all I can think of at the moment.
     
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    :crybaby:

    ooooooo Riku go byebye?

    nooooo

    what if donald becomes the main charter?

    all I got brain's fried
     
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    *There is a high school musical world much like atlantica with singing tasks and such*

    *Miley Cyrus is a summon*

    *You get the "Wildcat Breakdown" keyblade for completing the HSM world, and apart from Ultima, it is the most powerful keyblade in the game*


    *Sora's outfit changes to a basketball uniform in the HSM world*
     
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    Why is everything somehow related to the Disney channel? Lol....
     
  11. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Sora playin b-ball could be fun :|
     
  12. Quiet Elegy This is the death of beauty.

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    In KH3:

    Donald sings ever line he has in the game.

    Kairi becomes the main charecter .

    Sora and Riku die.

    Organization 13 turns into girl cheerleaders then dance and sing with Donald.

    All FF realted stuff has been taken out.
     
  13. Xendane Banned

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    KH fans would cry if KH stopped its franchise.

    And if the next game had no Sora in it.
     
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    If they brought anysort of Disney channel charactors in it
     
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    Actually, I wouldn't mind if Sora left the games.

    I WOULD cry if Disney decided to elbow in on it more, though.
     
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    Doh! I thought I was on to something with the Sora thing!

    But, yeah, Disney's already making it look more and more Disney-ish with each game. Soon, they'll have a T.V. show on Disney about Kingdom Hearts.
     
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    I would cry if THAT happened. It would be horrible.
     
  18. Xendane Banned

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    I know. I'm having nightmares about it already.
    UuuuuuUUUEEEuuuuuuuughh....
     
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    "Kingdom Hearts: The Movie"

    And thats all I have to say about that.
     
  20. La Sofa ('_')-l3 No worries

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    There is a Jimmy Neutron(sp?) world. Jimmy needs help building a new gummi peaice so YOU have to go around EVERYWHERE finding these little parts to help him. While other town folks give you more work to do to get the piece's for them to give it to you on a while goose chase

    There is a Tak and the Power of Juju world and Sora learn the fruggen Juju power. And Tak replaces Goofy and tags along with you for the rest of the game.

    Only thing I could think of....
     
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