things that old people say

what are some things that old people say? :D
"when I was your age" XD

 

"have you seen my viagra pills?"

I'm sorry. I just had to say that.

 

ROFL XD hilarious

 

thank you! ^^

"I think I s**t myself"

 

"Back in the day"

 

Making the word day sound like the letter D.XD

 

"OH! my hip"

 

"Get off my lawn you damn kids!"

Edit: This should probably be in the Spamzone...

 

"You young people..."

That drives me insane! It always has xD.

 

"excuse me, but have you seen my grand daughter?"

me: "I am you're grand daughter"

 

You should see my Grandma.XD

 

my grandma keeps feeding me things.

 

what kind of things?

 

food...
Jello
Italian food
Polish food
Millenessa (I probably bombed the spelling)
all kinds of deserts
but mostly Jello

 

all my grandmama gives me is grilled chicken (not that i'm complaining)

 

Haha, my grandma always worries that me and my siblings aren't getting enough food, so we tend to overeat when we visit. But we love her for it. :D

My grandfather knows I love Harry Potter so he always refers to "those Parry Hotter books". He's just messing with me, though.

 

Oh yeah.....

i often think my grandma wants to enpancinate me XDD

we eat lunch, dessert,candy.

and 5 minutes after she asks if i wanna eat.

oh, but grandma's cook best.

oh yes they do.....

a saying:

"when you were a baby" [insert baby story here]

yeah....that usually entails a long speech.

 

"You young Whippersnapper!"

 

"Back in my day, we didn't have [new technology], instead we had [somewhat the same as the first one, just 50 years older]!"

 

"When I was your age, I was a very youthful person, going out to places and having a good time...and not being a lazyass and sit on the computer all day wasting our lives!"

-Some old person​

"I have fallen and I cannot get up!"

-Another old person.​

"...O.o...Uhh...Who are you?"

-Some other old person with Alzheimers.​

This should be in the spamzone, but I donno. ̅\(º__o)/̅