Things my little brother has taught me

-playing baseball with the fan is fun
-if the fan hits the ball, it has enough force to break a window
-run if the fan breaks the window
-if you lay on the floor and throw a baseball up into the air, it will come down whether you are ready or not
-jumping from the top bunk isn't a good idea if its pitch black
-a little boy can fly by hooking himself to the dog leash and the leash to the fan, and making it go as fast as possible
-when flying on the fan, make sure your mother isn't near
-if you stick your tongue to a metal pole in winter it will stay
-if your tongue gets stuck the fire department will come


those are just a few off the top of my head

 

Why would he lick a pole in the winter?

 

I don't know...we had hot chocolate and the next thing I knew he was running around and then he ran outside.

 

That happened to me once. Only, it was a freezer...

 

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Do I even want to know what you were doing in that pause?

 

Your little brother is wise beyond his years