There's a party in my pants...

...no, there's not really. This freshman at my high school is convinced that there is, though. o.O REALLY! He walks up to me at lunch and he's like: "I heard there's a party in your pants. Am I invited?" And I'm like "..."
"I'll bring food!" he continues.

Now, why exactly would I want FOOD in my PANTS? Guys, take note; this is one sign that you are completely desperate.

In related news, this guy is one of my good friends... just has a bit of a one-track mind at times. It tends to be perverted... all the time. But he's really not that bad of a guy.

Storytime with Jade is over now. Thank you for tuning in. Now it's time for the penguin on top of your computer to explode.

~Jade

P.S... This is what I get for being sick and having eight-hour marathons of Monty Python's Flying Circus all weekend, and then having to brave school. Get used to it.

This has been a public advistory from Jade Rhade, who would like to please remind everyone that drugs are bad. Even the legal ones. Such as TheraFlu. They are quite disgusting and all but the most-tastebud-deprived would find any measure of enjoyment in them.

Have a pleasant day, unless you happen to be emo. Then have a very depressing and whiny day.

P.P.S... I promise I'm done rambling now... maybe. In a bit. *is hit over the head by a knight wielding a rubber chicken*

 

Lmfao...




Btw: you a girl or a guy?:p

 

I don't know what to say. And i'm a bit confused.

 

Lmao. You had a surreal day, and Monty Python is so cool.

 

I am female, thank you. Hence the "big sister" title I currently hold in the Kadaj Family. :D And you?

But yes. Randomosity is good. I suggest at least one daily helping of something random, and at least two servings of something silly. Such as a tennis-playing blancmange from the galaxy of Andromeda, or five British men dressed in drag.

That was your two servings of something silly, and now for something random.

:p

 

At least your guy friends don't thrust in your face.


"I heard there's a party in your pants. Am I invited?"

Sounds like something I'd say. xD

 

Oh dear, how frightening. :p

In other news, I competed in National History Day with my topic as Chuck Yeager, the first man to break the sound barrier and fly past supersonic speeds in an airplane. I lost. This was because in Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Cloud Strife became the first man to break the sound barrier... without aid of an airplane.

This has been a news announcement from the society of Gravity-Defying, Spikey-Haired Men.
Cloud Strife: President
Sora: Vice President

... Sora's VP? Oh dear...

In other news, I have decided to take up flying lessons by jumping off a desk and flapping my arms. I succeeded. And no, I am NOT on a wire!

~Jade

P.S... I think the cold medication is starting to kick in just about now...

 

geez
what a kook :p

 

This thread stoped making sense at post #5...
Now I'm lost.. oh well, Be our guest! Be our... *goes away singing the song* :P
P.S. I'm in a good mood today! :D

 

That is a GOOD SONG, Xadllas! <3

... how long has it been since I actually used a 'less-than-three' sign? A long time. I don't think I've used it since I deleted my AIM. And now it's time for another Monty Python Sketch!

... maybe later. I don't feel like typing one all from memory right about now, and I'm too lazy to find it on YouTube. So I shall simply say this:

"ALBATROSS!"

 

lol, sorry but that picture always makes me laugh....

 

lmfao, xD

 

Hissora, why does every moving picture you post hypnotize me?

I've come to the conclusion that Hissora is a hypnotist in disguise, and Jade is on crack, forcing her to post odd, random things.

 

Maybe I am, maybe I'm not?

Or maybe it's the pyramid heads doing it? *shifty eyes*

 

>.>

This could get annoying. >>

*Watches the lions in kenya indefienatly*

 

xD
Fine. I'll stop, unless I feel like it or I have to :3

 

*indignant* I'm not on crack! I'm just on Theraflu... which is evil. I swear to drunk I'm not God!! Whheeeee!

"I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay...
I sleep all night and I work all day!
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers!
I put on women's clothing
and hang around in bars!!"

... oh wait... I am a woman... that doesn't exactly work well, does it? Well, I can't remember the verse where he says "suspenders and and a bra", so that shall have to do.

Today's word of the day: ...there is no word of the day.

"Oh my God, this is terrible, will somebody please stop it?"

I have a sinus infection. Doesn't that sucK? That's why I'm taking TheraFlu, though I doubt it will help...

And remember children; sinus infections are bad, so please don't pick your nose. ;D

 

I just told my sister that.

 

Did you invite me? ;-;