There's a man in your closet...

He's 73, weighs 289 lbs., and has a very creepy smile.

What do you do?

 

you get a realistic looking fake gun and point at them, get his wallet,and other valuables then call the police to pick him up.
simple.

 

Urinate on his face.
What else?

 

that good too.

 

Wait for him to faint cos of odor, then drag his body somewhere

 

I'd throw daxma at him

 

Ask him if he's single.

 

I lock the closet and wait for him to staarve >: 3

 

Hit him with my teddy bear <3 Jk,,
Probably lock him in the wardrobe, then find a gun and shoot him =]

 

Skullfuck his eye sockets.

 

i'd grab fayt before he threw me,urinate on fayt,give him a petrol martini and i'd continue with my own plan

 

Rape him .

 

Hello Mr. Old Guy

Are you looking for my brother?​

 

Let me tell you about a girl I know
Had a drink about an hour ago
Sitting in a corner by herself
in a bar in downtown hell

She heard a noise and she looked to the door
and saw a man she'd never seen before
Light skin, bright blue eyes
A double chin and a plastic smile
​

 

All of the aforementioned.

 

Invite him to dinner he must be hungry after spending all that time in the closet.

 

Oh, I get it. This thread is an R. Kelly reference, isn't it?

 

scream "GRANPA!!!!!!! THATS WHERE YOU ARE!!!" and hug him :3
...
thats natural, right?
...right????

 

I should've gotten that from the urinate comment. Damn i'm slow today.

 

Me too, man. God, look at the title! "There's a man in your closet..." Normally I would have made an R. Kelly reference form that alone.