Theres a cockroach in my room

It will also hold a grudge and laugh at your feeble attempts to kill it. How it works in Aussieland.

 

Exactly!

 

You should definitely take knife throwing lessons from my Grandma. I watched her kill a rat from ten feat with a meat cleaver . . . . I was like what 0_0

But do you think we should send in the cavalry? After all, those things can live through a lot. They could be plotting something.

 

Have your kangaroo punch it out of existence.

 

Clean your house so that roaches don't come in.

 

Roach in my house, better burn it down.

Cause everyone knows that destroying something is the only way to clean.

 

wish them to fairyworld

 

I'm surprised no one has suggested the obvious...

Spoiler

Eat it. Cause you know, that's what you do with cockroaches.

Warning! May be your last meal.