The Wrong Answer Game

The gaps between your teeth in your mouth

Why am I grinning?

 

You've been inhaling Nitros Dioxide.

What is your dream job?

 

Obviously easy for me

Becoming the 5th Kira


What the hell is wrong in this world?

 

I am ^^

Are you my boyfriend?

 

Aren't we just friends, unless that what your askin?


Why is it sooo boiling in tha UK right now?

 

Because god had put a magnifing glass in front of the sun to concentrate the sun on the UK and burn us like ants

Did that even make sense?

 

No it didn't


What will I do today?

 

Become the worlds strongest man

Should I get a tatoo and what of?

 

Yeah
tattoo of a whale


What happened to perv kitteh? (blaaargh)

 

It got eaten by the pedo dog

Are you an alien?

 

Half-alien, mi dad is one


Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

 

the monster with big green spots that lives under your bed

Do you have fangs?

 

Yes becos ima "teenage vampire" (Take a look at a song, 'Sparks the Rescue~We Love Like Vampires)


Are you scared?

 

No, I'm mad but there's nothing new there

Can you do the can can?

 

Yeah, ima 'French Teenage Vampire'

'thomas the tank engine' or 'teletubbies'?

 

Bubblegum goes pop all over your face

Can I cut off all your awesome hair?

 

Yes... :/


Why did I just say that?

 

Because you cannot resist my charms xD

Why can't I stop laughing now?

 

Because u tricked me


Am I hungry?

 

No because you just ate a blue whale that was meant to be my lunch

How is the size of the crystals in nanocrystalline metals different from the size of the
crystals in normal metals? (Of my mock science paper)