The Wrong Answer Game

No, of course the person above me asked a question

Are you hungry?

 

To study for all my exams

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

 

Yup,since yesterday!

Why do all Pirates have Eye-patches??

 

Because you powers of observation are highly exaggerated!

How did I get such a wonderfully cool girl friend?

 

Because your not supposed to hold hammers over your head...

How could I think of Such a good pick up line?

 

A chickens messed up egg

Do you like apples?

 

Maybe.

Can you stop being so irresistible??

 

Because cell phones kill bees.

Why has the government betrayed bologna?

 

Because this is an answer.

Can you answer this question?

 

Facebook is so annoying.

Why do you think i say that?

 

You think you have it bad?

Why do i answer qustions with questions?

 

Becua-... Do you WANT TO GO?

hello, where is mooner spooner landing?

 

Because you're a perfectly polite lady

Why are my ears huge?

 

sure (watches you destroy the world) whoops...wrong answer...

come to my room with me ;)

 

new dew rags, [what?]

why is the sun orangy orange?

 

EDIT: Roxas ~N~Namine got there before me!
Because we live in the fruit universe.

What is your favourite fruit/planet?

 

because my shoes are yellow and red.

why are you complaining about your whore of a mother lolcats?

 

Because they ate my secret cheese.

Why are you about to cry??

 

can iz be an hero now?

whats does this equal:

 

Yes. Here's the batmobile now go kill Heith Ledger... oops. Too late.

Am I going crazy?