The Wrong Answer Game

Rawr.

Why does the chicken cross the road?

 

To get to the beef curry house.

How many years has the world been here?

 

$14,123.2

Does God exist?

 

A: Buddha

Q: Love is like delicious chocolate, yes?

 

It's a llama.

Would you like a cup of tea?

 

Don't talk about the fight club.

Why do rabbits have such long ears?

 

Batman hangs the Joker upside down and they talk epics.


Would you punch out an angry bear?

 

A: The Crocodile Huters' Dead!

Q: Are Leprachauns the Same Size as Dwarfs?

 

I'm kupo for kupo nuts, kupo.

Where in the hell is Carmen, San Diego?

 

By a church.

Are you sure I can't get you a cup of tea?

 

not unless you have a vip pass...
can i sleep?

 

I can't speak german.

Where is the love?

 

cookie jar
is there really life on other planets?

 

Hidden in a cookie jar.

Excuse me?

 

jelly and pinapple

aliens?

 

It's peanut butter jelly time!

Why is anime awesome?

 

too many reasons.....:/8D:

who likes green potatoes?

 

Why, a horse of course.

How many stars in the sky?

 

the chicken knows....

noodles are made from?

 

Olive pie

Why is fire hot, and ice cold?