The Wrong Answer Game

Now what have I gotten myself?

...same question above?

 

Twas an afternoon in aviation class XD

So what's new scooby doo?

 

You've turned into a tortoise and are eating my hat

Where did my hat go?

 

up you're arse second shelf....



why is sheffield such a crap hole?

 

Because god forgot to destroy it.

Were you born with happiness or a fat knee?

 

you really think i'm going to fall for that?!

are you naturally stupid or do you have to work at it?

 

It came to be in a flash of light

Why are you leaving me?

 

printers only work when there on..

fish?

 

are objects that change shape when you sing

What's wrong with small people?

 

Jack'o'lantern in a baggie of puppies mawwing lindsy lohan while she sings jingle bells.

Tick tock what time is it?

 

cheese goes on pizza


why am i even talking to you?

 

goes on your foot.

barney goes for a walk where is he?

 

Get the children out of there!

When do you know that your human?

 

you dont have the right to even look at yourself

why is P.E such a good class?

 

Easy pezy jelly bean

Got milk?

 

-takes of top and bra- sure

Why is eveyone giving me strange looks?

 

mustache fart!

koo koo kachoo?

 

How dare you! I can't believe you would ask such a thing.

Are you wearing underwear?

 

He has woven himself into the fabric of your lives since the dawn of time. Some may call him Abaddon. Some may call him Krop Tor. Some may call him Satan. Or Lucifer. Or the King of Despair. The Deathless Prince. The Bringer of Night...

*bursts through window* Guess who's been fighting pre-history all day! Remember when we went back in time using a hot tube and when we came back all the dinosaurs and savages followed? And now, oh boy, am I tired! Not from fighting the masadons and terradons but from this long narrative! Who's got a nickle for a guy?

 

Peter Griffin!

What's a prostate exam?