The Wrong Answer Game

you put it there....

why am i so shocked

 

a monkey put him there

i like pie?

 

no, he's the MONKEY MONKEY KING!!!!

why did you eat my cookie?

 

because it was poisoned -dies-

Where did you put your money?

 

because it is your father

Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?

 

i'm the king of birds

are you guys planning a conspiracy against me?

 

Because they are trying to take over the world

Can I ride you like a cowboy?

 

eek! runz.

did you eat my pie too?

 

because it's orange with pink stripes, silly

Can you go to sleep?

 

no i'm too busy playing games

so you ate the last donut huh?

 

No -mouth is covered in crumbs-

Where did all the good men go?

 

hides. ummm..... no

are you sure?

 

to make sure my pants stay up

why is the pickle blue?

 

a Dingo ate my baby!

Why did that Dingo eat my baby?!

 

red cabbage hehe

Verizon ot AT&T?

 

It's behind you!

Why does homework exist?

 

to melt the cheese on my toast...


would you?

 

no, i have books for that

do you like jello?

 

only if it comes with free internets


merry sandwich?

 

My favorite kind of beans are lesbeans

whats ur favorite kind of beans?