The Wrong Answer Game

~ danny divito, danny divito, danny divito, tiny hand,
barrack obama, barrack obama, barrack obama, transit van~


does my brother eat cheese dipped in chocolate?

 

no he eats chocolate dipped in cheese

Yeeeeeehawwwwww?

 

~oh the milky bar kid is strong and tough, and only the best is good enough~


why is food so tasty?

 

because god is fattening us up to eat us!!

why is yorkshire pudding soggy?

 

because you dipped yours in water first.

Can you light a fart?

 

only if your butt is as big as earth

how do you cook an egg?

 

with a toaster

Do your feet smell?

 

no, there feet they dont have senses!

does the bogeyman exsist?

 

of course, he lives under my bed and likes to dance.

Where do ghosts go during the day?

 

they hide in your wardrobe

Amused?

 

At this thread? Not in the least bit.


Are you gay?
Does your mom know you're gay?

 

Maybe with a big mac.

Do you want an apple pie with that?

 

With lots of tomatoe sauce!

Can elephants jump?

 

yes, as high as the empire state building

want some make-up?

 

no...i need surgery...



can house flies live in an actual house without being splatted?

 

only if they lodge with the borrowers

Protection needed?

 

Yeah, from samuri nutters who keep triing to eat me

Where did all the ice cream go?

 

protection failed...:guns3:



is singing really necessary?

 

yes! If i dont sing i die X_X

Just my luck?

 

it's raining leprechauns!



can i dance in a sideways position?