The Wrong Answer Game v 2.0

Let's just hope that this one doesn't die...

Rules~

Big Time Rush is amazing! Do you think they're James is as hot as I do?

 

That potato isnt for eating!

How many fingers am i holding up?

 

All 33 of them!

What's the best type of type?

 

I didn't think cookies tasted that bad...

Do cats actually have 9 lives?

 

I told you to stop poking your nose!

Pi divided by zero?

 

Dynamite?

Can I eat your shoes?

 

Pie? WHERE!?

Pokemahnz or unikrons?

 

megatrons of course Cat

Nickles quarters or dimes?

 

YOur mom.

Yes and/or no?

 

Hmmm... maybe...?

Me, I, or Myself?

 

The French Revolution!

Define nargoplasty.

 

W-T-F

And now for a serious question. -legasp-

Why does fate make us suffer?

 

Because it is Monday!

What is the meaning of life?

 

Because my mommy told me to...

Fire or ice?

 

Darkness...

Keyblades or Blitzballs?

 

Card games (on motorcycles).

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

Sex.

What is the English translation of the above answer?

 

Everyday

What is the fifth derivative of f(y) = e^(x^2 + y^pi) + i^(1/3)?

 

Mr. Golden bird that toilet is not for YOU!

Why oh why must you make me lose the game? (mwar har har har)

 

It is the way that light refracts (On a completely different note, I lost the game)

Where do woodchucks get wood to chuck?