The wind just shook my house.

OmghelpmeI'mscared >: .

 

Wow, Omg, your serious? you have a ticket to Holland? you can sleep in my bed if you want to...

 

I think the wind just wanted a hug, it was lonely so caused your home to shake so you would pay it some attention.

 

EDIT: FFFFFf- it cuts off the part with all the wind fucking everything up.

 

It's obviously the Big Bad Wolf, huffing and puffing and all that crap.

 

I'm really glad I'm not the only one with ****ing insane windstorms.
Last I heard more than half of my county's power is down because wires have been blown to hell, yay, it's only a matter of time before mine goes 8D

Why would I be trying to kill a new staff member? >:c

 

Because she ate your porridge, sat on your chair and slept on your bed.
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Wait, what?