The what if game: Harry Potter edition

This is a simple game, I'm gonna make more of these soon with other series, but my first one is something everyone is talking about (again), Harry Potter.
All you need to do to play this game is ask a "what if" question and the next poster has to answer that question, example:
Poster 1: What if Harry's name was not put in the Goblet of Fire?
Poster 2: Than Voldemort would have never come back and all would be well
Poster 2: What if Harry was put in Slytherin?
Poster 1: He would be evil!

See how it goes? Now lets try it for real, I'm gonna post the first question.

What if Harry was expelled?

 

Hogworts would be destroyed before the final battle

What if Harry had saved Dumbledore from dying?

 

Dubledore would kick Voldy's ass in 5 seconds in Deathly Hallows

What if Harry only got one letter from Hogwarts and after his Uncle burns it, he never gets one again?

 

Voldemort can never return and Harry would be stuck in the Muggle world forever.

What if Cedric hadn't died?

 

He'd be alive Duhhhhhhh

What if Cedric had listened when Harry told him to go back to the cup?(I'm really think about writing a fanfic about this lol)

 

He wouldn't be dead...... :-l

What if Dobby didn't die?

 

there would be no beach grave

what if lupin hadn't been on the train when the dementors attacked?

 

Then everyone would've been f*cked.

What if Harry never met the Weasleys in his first year?

 

He'd think they where poor and stupid and befriend Malfoy

What if Neviel was the chosen one after all?

 

The movies would've been awesome.

What if Voldemort never tried to kill Harry and his parents?

 

We'd have Harry Potter: The Series Where A Nerd And His Fat Adoptive Parents Sit Around, Wallowing In Their Own Filth. HPTSWANAHFAPSAWITOF, for short.

What if Malfoy weren't a pureblood?

 

He would not be a dickhole

What if Harry refused to come with Hagrid

 

He would have became an alcoholic plumber.


What if Harry had been black

 

Very little would change. It would be somewhat cooler.

What if Harry was gay?

 

He'd date Ron
What if Ron died at some point.

He'd date Ron
What if Ron died at some point.

 

Hermione would marry Victor Krum.

What if Dobby was the main character?

 

the series would lose all concept

What if Malfoy was a good person?

 

He would be with Hermione c:

What if Harry was rubbish at Quidditch?

 

The series would be a comedy.

What if Voldemort was too lazy to make the horcruxes?

 

then there wouldn't be Harry potter

What if ginny hadn't opened the Chamber of Secrets?