THE UNPACKING: Post your spoils from all the "Post here" threads

I think it's just about died down SO TELL US WHAT KIND OF SICK DEFORMED CREATURE YOU'VE BECOME AND WHAT KIND OF AWESOME POWERS/TRINKETS YOU GOT.

I am a radioactive fire monkey-slash-superdog (not to mention devoted husband) with psychic powers and the ability to call down meteors, who plays an electric guitar and screams at the top of his lungs about honor and brotherhood. After unleashing the yeti, gaining control of Belgium and ascending to my rightful place as the Embodiment of Greed, I plotted to fill KH-Vids with copies of myself, but ultimately met my end strapped to a wheel and rolled into a river, and as I was not advised on how to cheat death, it apparently stuck. Before that I managed to learn how to cook, reunite with a long-lost friend, actually make sec mod, and give out free ice cream and at least one round of cunnilingus. I am survived by my adorable daughter and her adorable pet rabbit, and I am prophesied to return as a harbinger of the apocalypse atop a magenta horse.

So what'd you get :L

 

Freedom.

 

I used a toy bear to kill people, even if I'm just melted Vanilla and/or Fozzie Bear.

 

I became a Banana Nut Horseman of Slight Discomfort who also doubles as maracas that possess the Buki Buki no Mi, but is actually Dusk in disguise because I am really Phi.

Although none of that matters because I'm Misty.

 

why did you actually take the time to link every one of those posts​

 

Because I had the time.

 

In no particular order:

Gloomy frigid weasel
Slut
Fascist
Nothing
Lolicon
Beyondo the Gravu
Nothing
Party host
The "Fabulous" Spy
Forfeited match
Celery eater
Nothing
Everybody's Critic
Doublescoop
Sheep
A robot
Giant ground sloth
Light and cat
Magnificent Bastard Nova
Mizore
The nice guys
Man
Promise Breaker
Eat some chocolate
Prostitution Client

 

Oh did I mention I also became little fluffy bunny Nova.

 

My name was missus Pride. I traveled the world and conquered the Italian Republic, all whilst atop my loyal kangaroo Gon. He subsisted entirely on a diet of decadent dark chocolate ice cream, and as a result I posthumously became known in veterinary clinics across the world as the poster-child for What Not to Feed Your Baby Joey (a book co-written by myself under the pseudonym Doctor Rachel Roth). I was also notorious for challenging conformists to step out of their inner circle, and many a critic reported that I was overly 'indignant' and thereby overly mean with regards to how I treated my audiences. I killed every single one of them, under the adherence of an 'eye for an eye' sort of justice. In my spare time, I enjoyed crafting kooky-looking muppets with large, overgrown teeth.

 

I got a kick ass user title.

I'm also a blackhole devil fruit user, that's all I need.