The Ultimate Organized Law Firm

"Mmmm... Lavender..." Vexneah muttered, smelling the flowers. "Stop being such a meanie Xardius!" she growled angrily.

Suddenly calming down, she cleared her throat and tightened her invisible tie. "Anyway..." she muttered, sitting down.

 

"MONEYEYN EOYBVEMMYKL<C 2DF2!V0BN!M<<<E!" Hojan cried, killing someone...

 

OOC: I'll see you guys later today for maybe 1/2 an hour. Bye.

 

OOC: No.....stop......the randomness is going too far......I'm going to have to...KICK IT UP A NOTCH! But seriously less complete randomness. This rp has laugh tracks so we really don't have the budget to let Hojan kill someone...and see ya Darknight

BIC: "Our case......." Chip said.

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"Alright who's gonna go first?" Cloud asked. "Cause I gotta get my motorcylcle washed....."

 

OOC: But randomness is fun...

BIC: Hojan laughed like a lunatic and walked away...,

 

OOC: Budget.....

BIC: "Our case...." Dale said.

 

"Uh...yeah... We're suing the surf shop for not making a strong enough surf board. Resultinhg in Xigbar breaking his arm... Yeah..." Vexneah announced.

OOC: Bai DarKnight

 

"Hold that thought. My shipment of hairgel arrived!" Cloud said.

 

Vecked walked up "Good evening, I am Vecked Flate from A.A.,
I am here on behave of Robotard surfing company" He announced...


OOC: When ever I post here I think of The Office...

 

OOC: You too?

BIC: "Take as long as you need Cloud!" Vexneah smiled, ignoring Vecked.

 

OOC: Ehh...I was trying to get a Birdman vibe....

BIC: Xane appeared behind Vexneah. "As the U.O and U.P.A's legal clerk, I advise you to watch out for Vecked." he said.

 

OOC: really, that's actually the only reason I joined, because it reminded me of the Office...

BIC: Vecked smiled, and a puppy died...

 

OOC: I've never seen the Office before.

BIC: "See what I mean?" Xane asked.

 

"Right..." Vexneah nodded.

OOC: At first I thought of Birdman, but after a while it felt like The Office...

 

OOC: Really?! Its actually one of my favorite shows...

BIC: Vecked spit on the sidewalk, and it burnt a hole like acid...
(I dont know what else to post!)

 

"Psst. Vexneah. Call the surfboard guy to the stand." Xane said.

 

"Your Momma so fat, Jabba said "Damn!"..." Vecked whispered
"I call the Surfboards guy to stand!" He announced, before Vexneah...


OOC: I think violence will break out in the court...

 

"Uhh... Right!" Vexneah chuckled, the sight of Cloud temporarily distracting her. "Vecked can do it..."

 

Geryl sighed as he drank more whiskey.

 

OOC: Nulix plays the surf board guy....