The Ultimate Organized Law Firm

"well you can go straight to hell..." Skinnar replied to Dale...

 

"Well, Mr. Xigbar, you can count on me!" Vexneah smiled and nodded. "Let's sue! Shall we?"

 

Xardius punched Skinnar in the face. "Be nice to the pathetic chipmunks!"

 

"I KILL YOU FOO!" Skinnar yelled, grabbing Xardius and punching him repeatedly...

 

"We have money....." Chip said.

"And that's the first step to getting skinnar to be your lawyer....." Xane said.

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"Thanks, Dudett!" Xigbar said. "Let's go!"

 

"Hmm... well, if you kill Stitch, that will be all the pay I need..." Skinnar said...

 

"Alright." Vexneah said as they headed off to Destiny Islands...

 

"Okay......" Chip said.... "We'll do it!" Dale said. "Our case is that those punks; Alvin and the Chipmunks, stole our title of worlds best Chipmunk group! They're lawyer is that Zebra Mask guy.

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Xigbar headed towards the courtroom. Cloud was the judge............

 

Xardius slammed Skinnar through a fridge, a safe, the banker, a pig, a pile of donuts, and into the receptionist's desk.

"I'M MOCKIN YOU FOO!" Xardius yelled, mocking Skinnar.

 

"I OWNZ YOU MOO!!!!" SKinnar yelled, killing the receptionist...

 

Xegreny lie dead on the floor. With a X_X look he got up. "Zooommmmbiiieezz!" He moaned then snapping out of it he blasted Skinnar with a AK-57. "Thats for messing up my stack of papers!" Xegreny said motioning to a slighly askew stack of papers.

 

"Heeheeheeeeee," Xardius giggled, running away, throwing flowers on people.

 

"OMG! Cloud! He's a judge now?! He's even cooler than before! Which is hard to believe!" Vexneah shouted, going into a fangirl spasm, "!@#$%^Y%RTGB)*&^%GBCFBB !!!"

 

Ex signed when he decided to knock Vexneah ouyt too like Heaven.

 

Xegreny, (who was randomly in the middle of the court room, desk, tv, and all) laughed at Vexenah, and proceeded to turn the volume up really loud. REALLY REALLY LOUD.

 

Some one started playing "Have you got my Money?" Really loudly,
Hojan walked in with all his Hojanish Hojanness Hojan, he's also not dead.

 

Xardius buried Vexneah in flowers and said, "Cloud, your sad imitation of my hairstyle, sword and overall congeniality on life is pathetic and a waste of time!" And he ran away laughing.

Zaxor stomped into the room, followed by the Destiny Islands Surfboard Company Manager.

"I am the defendant, you are the prosecutor, stop babbling like a moron and SIT DOWN!" Zaxor said in a cold, calm, no-nonsense, efficient voice. (What a voice.)

 

"STFU IMMA WATCHIN MAH SOAPZ!" Xegreny yelled at Zaxor turning on the Soap Network.

 

OOC: Alot of the randomness is unneccesary......except Xegreny turning into a zombie....that was necceasary...

BIC: Cloud stared at Vexneah and smiled. "Ahh have you come here to deliver my daily shipment of hair gel?" he asked.

"Err no sir. It's the Xigbar vs. The DEstiny Island Surfboard co. case. She's a lawyer." The bailiff said.

"Ah, right.....so no hairgel?" Cloud asked. (laugh track)

"I'm afraid not sir...." the bailiff said.

 

Xardius chucked a box of hairgel at Cloud's head. "I don't use hair gel you freak!" he screamed.

Zaxor slapped Xegreny and broke his TV.