The Ultimate Organized Law Firm

"Here's the evidence." Xane said handing Skinnar some proof that while Tigger was drunk that he didn't drive the car. Instead the underage Roo drove the car. Not being able to see the road, Roo injured Mr. Heith.

 

OOC: Lmao, Roo.

BIC: "Guuuuyyyyyssss!!" Xegreny said throwing more paperclips.

 

OOC: So, what's going on?

 

Skinnar told the judge, and the charges where dropped. But the gang from the deep woods (AKA Winnie the pooh, Tigger, Roo, and Piglet) Where still put in jail for using illegal steroids and crack cocaine.

Back at the office.

Skinnar marched in triumphantly...

 

Xardius kicked Skinnar across the hall. "Can't you see I'm mopping here? Have you no respect for janitorial judiciary justice?

 

Vexneah was asleep at her desk...

Heaven was still KO'd...

 

Xegreny started throwing Paperclips at Xardius. "Hey, Xardius!! Theres a girl on TV! She has 2 heads!" he said.

 

Xardius chucked his dust pan at Xegreny. "I don't frickin' care! Unless she crashes through the front of the building, I won't care ever!"

And then a car smashed through the large window in the front of the building. Behind the wheel was the two-headed lady...

Xardius screamed as the car ran over him and stopped, Xardius pinned underneath.

 

Suddenly Hojan jumped in "Yo Yo Yo! I pimping dis places up!" He yelled, looking around "Lemma see da damage..." He muttered "Alright, I need dis place ready for Mad tv Kribs! Number one! You ain't a real player unless yo got plasma flat screens everywhere, Number two! Wheres da hottub!?! Number three! Yo need a dungeon where you keep your dead bodies and weed in, yo!?!" he yelled "...what the hell?" Nulix asked

 

"ZOMG LIEK UR DAT GIRL ON TV!" Xegreny said as TV crews rushed in fliming her.

"OMG IM ON TV!" Xegreny said as the camera panned over. Getting up and pushing back the car he leaned down and started poking Xardius in the back of the head. "You ok?"

 

"Dude! I need a lawyer!" Xigbar said teleporting in. "Can anyone help me find a lawyer.....dude!"

 

Xardius got up and brushed himself off. "Yo Xegreny. You're on TV? Then the world forever more will see...."

He waved his arms. "Hey look everybody!" All the cameras swung to him and Xegreny. "This guy is named Xegreny. He's really cool and buff, and you should come meet him and all. But, that's not why I called you over here. I called you over here so you could see this really cool, buff, and hot guy...get OWNED by a LAME security guard!"

And Xardius bashed in Xegreny's face and stalked over to the car. "Oh yeah, and you need surgery," he said to the two-headed lady, ripping off one of her heads. The lady shrieked, because the head had been a dummy, and drove her car back out of the building while Xardius smashed her windshield with a mop.

"THEY DON'T PAY ME ENOUGH!" he laughed as he chased the lady down the street, still waving his mop.

 

"I'm on it!" Vexneah exclaimed, immediatly waking up.

 

"Dudett!" Xigbar told Vexneah. "I'm tryin' to sue the DEstiny Islands surfboard company! Then it broke in the middle of a killer wave! Now my arm is broken! I can't shoot without my arm! It just ain't right!"

 

"Owww.." Xegreny said rolling around on the ground.

 

"OH HO!!! Dat was the ****, y'all... but I was joking, your not on mad tv, I just came here to kill you all" Hojan said, shooting Jet in the leg. He looked down, and fell unconsiouse from the "Shock"...

 

Xardius chucked Hojan out of the fiftieth story window.

***

The Destiny Islands Surfboard Company Manager told a somewhat different story to a rather bored Zaxor.

"He threatened us with his gun, then stole a surfboard, and went into dangerous waters, and busted his own arm getting smashed against some rocks! It wasn't our fault at all..."

Zaxor grunted. "I don't care. I'll help you because Xigbar went to the U.O. and U.P.A...But no other reason. After we're done here, I expect much, much payment...Let's just say, over your entire budget for 10 years...Heh heh heh."

The manager moaned. "The alternative is worse."

Zaxor laughed throatily. "That's right. You'll be on my bad side if you back out of this one. And trust me, you don't want to be on my bad side..."

The manager gulped loudly.

 

Stitch bit Hojan's hand.

OOC: This rp should make some sense.......Hojan acting........it's.....nevermind I'm gonna give Skinnar a case......I will only do 2 at a time....

BIC: Chip and Dale ran in the room.

 

Hojan died...

Skinnar ate some cheese...

 

"Mr. Skinnar we need your help." Chip and Dale said.