The Ultimate Organized Law Firm

geryl snickered. This is gonna be a laugh.

 

"Of course you @$$!" Winnie the Pooh said. "Now listen up, my friend Tigger got in some terrible trouble from drunk driving. I need you to take his case."

 

Suddenly, Vexneah and Heaven walked in. Vexneah had a briefcase, while Heaven was drinking a glass of...something illegal...

 

Skinnar does a random pause waiting for the laugh track to end "... how much money?" (Laugh track)

 

Geryl laughed. THat's something new. geryl then drank somw wine.

 

OOC: I'm adding Zebra Mask in as a lawyer for Roth and Jet.

BIC: "Enough for you to buy a device to get rid of Stitch." Pooh answered

 

Geryl nodded his head in agreement. THat's sounds good for Skinnar.

 

Skinnar: "I'll do it"
Jet walked in the door: "Well... guess what? I got a date tonight!"
Nulix looks up from his desk: "With who?"
Jet: "Her names Lucy, I meet her at the gap, we talk, yada yada, and its a date!"
Nulix gives a grunt before turning back to his iBook

 

Vexneah and Heaven both sit down.

Vexneah: "Heaven... What is that?"
Heaven: "I don't know..." *keeps drinking* (laugh track XD)
Vexneah: "Well, put it away! Don't you care that you're setting a bad example?"
Heaven: "Not really..." (laugh track)
Vexneah: *facepalm*

 

Geryl sighed as he checked his watch. Then drank some whiskey.

 

Pooh takes Skinnar to a the jail where Tigger is at.

"Here, Tigger, old friend. Here is your lawyer." pooh said.

"Oh great, Pooh buddy boy!" Tigger exclaimed. "So Skinnar, right? Let me tell ya I wasn't drunk!"

 

Skinnar was about to answer, when Vecked walks in (Applause)
Skinnar: "Vecked Flate! Head Lawyer of our Rival's, the A.A.! what are you doing here?!"
Vecked: "I'm here to talk with Mr.Tigger, I am the lawyer for Mr.Heith, the man he ran into when in his drunken state of driving!"

 

"Uh-oh. Better watch out..." Xane told Skinnar.

 

A dark energy appeared behind Vecked. Remember me?

 

"I didn't do it man!" Tigger said.

 

Vecked: No... I'm too angsty yet not emo, so its still okay... kinda, to remember you

***

At the coffee shop, Jet and Nulix are having lunch with Jets new girlfriend Lucy:

Waitress walks over to them: what can I get you?

Lucy: Oh, yada yada yada, just some bad egg salad. I'll be right back. (She gets up)

Nulix: I noticed she's big on the phrase "yada yada."

Jet: Is "yada yada" bad?

Nulix: No, "yada yada" is good. She's very succinct.

Jet: She is succinct.

Nulix: Yeah, it's like you're dating USA Today.

 

The dark energy chuckled. WHy it's me. Ex.

 

"He'll cause problems." Xane said pointing at Ex.

 

(Vexneah and Heaven are alone in the room)

Vexneah: "Heaven, if you don't stop drinking, you'll-"
Heaven: "UR MOM!!!" *hiccups and falls over*
Vexneah: "How did you graduate law school again?"

 

Vecked: Ex! Old buddy! Look, I got to intaragate this guy, 15 minnutes then will talk, kay?