The Ultimate Organization

Lu Ten sighed as he flew the chopper, the citizen's of Basco village where the biggest problem here, they had started the Glowing Man rebellion, the name was based off some ridiculous story the children of the village said about an amazing glowing man, this story gave people hope and so the rebellion started. General Lu Ten was going to end it once and for all, the digital map showed the rebellions exact location...

 

"To me? Alot. To the others? I couldnt tell you if I wanted to. I got whisked away to some crazy thing. I'll explain later." Xegreny said.

"But I know where the others are! So, you... uh keep talking to... Adam? Yeah.. Adam." He added after.


OOC: OOOOMMMGG! I get to kill him. AMIRITE?! Lol Glowing Man. XD

 

Lu Ten laughed, as his troops prepared to attack them. "Lets see how these little Sh$ts deal with us" Lu Ten said with an evil smile "Troops, ATTACK!" He yelled, as they started shooting at the camp...


OOC: Sure kill him, I just realized he doesnt have a part in the final battle, so yeah, go on..

 

OOC: You gave people parts? Wow. How much time did you spend on this? XD

BIC: "Huh?" Vexneah muttered, remembering Adam and looking back at him, "Oh, right, sorry." she chuckled, blushing.

 

"Vexenah take care of the Villagers. Once there safe I could probably use a hand..." Xegreny said looking at the approching troops. Running up he spun a kick to the side of one of the solders heads... Killing him.. just barely. "These guys are tough... stupid Sun Wind day..." he muttered

 

OOC: What's going on guys?

By the way, I've decided to post Xardius jokes every day:

The first one is called - The Talk Show.

See what you guys think.

"The Talk Show"

"Hello and welcome to today's installment of: The Guys who Think They're Tough and the Talk Show that Proves they AREN'T! I'm your host, Ban..."

"And I'm your other host, Ana! Welcome today! Today we have our special guest: the guy who claims he's tough, Xardius! How are you today, Xardius?"

Ban and Ana turned their mikes as one, Ban pushing his mike into Xardius' chin, Ana pushing her mike up his nose. Xardius pushed both of the mikes away, cleared his throat, and said irritably, "I feel like I want to hit something."

Ban and Ana exchanged amused glances. "Just so the folks know, what one word would you use to describe yourself?" Ban asked.

Xardius tapped his chin for a moment. "Hmmmmm....BUFF."

Ana nearly choked on her water, and Ban hid a grin. "Well, that's um...nice. Why don't we step over here and see what we have to see if you're tough."

A curtain moves and Xardius steps onto a platform with a huge bar and weight on it.

"This is it?" he asks, raising his eyebrows.

Ban shrugged. "You claimed you could lift 900 pounds, so we put on 900."

Ana moved to one side of the stage, to a screen Xardius couldn't see. On it it said: "What Xardius doesn't know is that we've actually put on nearly a ton. There's no way he'll be able to lift it!"

Xardius popped his back, worked his shoulders, and heaved the bar up one-handed. "You sure this is only 900?"

Ban's eyes nearly popped out of his head. "Um, put it back down now."

Xardius shrugged, and placed the bar on the floor again. Ban motioned to Ana hurriedly.

The screen changed. "This is very unusual. 2000 pounds, and he doesn't flinch. Usually, for those who aren't so cocky, we just install heavy magnetic grippers under the floor that will up the poundage to nearly 4000 pounds without any weight. The 6000 pounds that Xardius will attempt to lift will be too much! Heh heh!"

Xardius popped his back, worked his shoulders, and grabbed the bar. Nothing happened as Xardius flexed. Xardius let go, frowning.

"Something wrong?" Ban asked snidely.

Xardius shook his head. "Nope."

Slamming both hands onto the bar, Xardius' nostrils flared as he heaved with all of his might. The floor ripped open as the magnets flew upward with the bars, clamping on.

Xardius considered them, then switched to one hand, spun the bar around, then said, "Here. Catch."

He tossed the bar to Ban, who squeaked before it smashed into his face, burying him through the floor.

Xardius shrugged, popped his back, worked his shoulders, smirked considerably, and walked off the stage.

Ana fainted dead away.

Needless to say, Xardius is now a wanted figure on that world.

THE END

 

"Uh..." Vexneah scratched her head, trying to think of a plan quickly.

"Don't worry. There's a safe place near here. I know the way." Adam nodded, gesturing to Vexneah to follow him, then running off.

"I'll be here to help as soon as I can!" Vexneah called back to Xegreny as she ran after Adam.

OOC: That did make me crack a smile DarKnight. XD

 

OOC: I lol'd at that one. :3

BIC: Xegreny fought his way without any relative trouble through the soldiers till he reached the main force with Lu Ten at its head. "Always knew you were a traitor!" He shouted to him as he easily dispached the soldiers that attacked him.

OOC: Xegreny and Vexenah are in a Earth Country refugee town... Air Army attacks.. I fight back.. blah blah blah. Feel free to join me. XD

 

OOC: Well I got your monologuing Villainess, I got your Crazy weapon of mass destructiveness, I got your Disney...ness, I got your which side is Jet on ness, I got your Nulix is actually doing something helpful for once ness, and of course, I got your Vecked/Saak/Wing/Nulix/Ex final showdowness, and obviously I got your Virus plot twist ness, and... yeah.

BIC: Lu Ten smiled, and jumped away...

OOC: Lu Ten has the power of the Sun-Wind day now, so this is going to be a minor example of how powerful the Sun-Wind power really is, MUHAHAHAHAHA!

It made me smile, not laugh. I give it a 3.14/10

 

Xardius landed heavily on the ground, rolled forward, and came up next to Xegreny. "Been a while since we fought together. Let's rock this thing, shall we?"

OOC: Don't forget me! I got Xardius' part, Tera Roth's part, the Enigmatic Knights' army, the Brotherhood and their evil plans, Tyre's part, the Guardians of Larenska, and of course, I'm part of Nulix's evil plan for the Air Army battle.

 

"Ooh... and Ive gotten stronger... I think whatever this will be fun either way!" Xegreny laughed as he smashed a Air Soldier's face into the ground with his foot. Blasting the stomach's out of two charging soldiers he remarked, "For super-soldiers these guys arent very tough..."

 

Lu Ten smiled, and then saw Xardius "more toys? I always hated you, me and Jet had been plotting the end of that intolerable army from the beginning, now its time to end you, SKY'S BURN DOWN!!!" Lu Ten yelled, as he stuck his fist into the air. The sky went dark, and the land it self started to shake and turn, it was changing in its movements. The world around them started to heat up, as if the air they breathed was aflame.

 

"Idiot.. your gonna kill your own men..." Xegreny said, while jumping from spot to spot to avoid quakes/holes/pits/shakes and turns.

"Xardius... you think you could do something about this heat? I mean SUNWind day..." he added after.

OOC: *evil cackle* ;O

 

Lu Ten just smiled, as suddenly he flew up into the sir and came crashing back down, causing the ground to sink into a vortex of lava, but it was almost impossible to see with the insane heat and smoke. The center of the vortex spun faster and faster, and then the air flew out of it, causing everything to be either crushed or burnt to a crisp...

 

OOC: That's dumb, now I have to start over. This whole post has been EDITED!

BIC: Xardius sighed. "I never liked swimming."

Concentrating, he spread his hands, and the vortex halted. Sweat beaded on his forehead.

"This power...is hard...to control," he muttered. "Not really...fire...But I can manage."

With a roar, he leaped forward and the vortex closed under him as he vaulted across.

He landed on where the other side used to be, gasping.

"Now for the heat," he said. Spreading his hands, the heat seemed to suck into spirals around his arms, squeezing into him. The heat dissipated quickly, and with a wave of his hand, the smoke cleared.

"Nothing to it," Xardius grunted, tired.

 

Lu Ten smiled as he stood at the center of the vortex, a fire ball flew towards him. He just extended his hand and grabbed it, it evaporated, and he laughed evilly. He suddenly flew trough the Air, and blasted six tornado's out of his fists...

 

OOC: I don't think I can edit again...I feel stupid.

 

OOC * deletes last post* <_>

BIC: "Thank you!" Xegreny said jumping over to where Xardius was, he blasted the Tornados, dissapating the wind currents, and destroying them. "Let me know if you need a Pick-Me-Up, okay?" he added summoning his Keyblade and charging Lu Ten

 

Lu Ten smiled, and then suddenly fell to the ground, all his hair and eyebrows had burnt off, there was a special armored Dai Jee agents behind him...

 

"A what?!" Xardius growled, leaping after Xegreny.

"Let's see if these armored dudes are any less of wimps than the other bumheads were."