the true story of kh 2!!!!

sora used 2 be a jewish vendor who was poor.One day a sewer rat (or mouse) offered him immortality.But sora refused,making the sewer rat (mickey) angry.Mickey bashed sora w/ his black stick ( mickey's tail)until sora passed out.30 seconds had passed since that incident and sora was felling strange . He felt like he was hungry at the same time not hungry.As sora was walking buy ,he saw someone he thought he could trust. He Saw Elvis Presley!!!! No it wasn't Elvis Presley,It was kairi .She was beautiful sora said.sora said "I could bang her all day".But sora thought it would be wrong so sora left .sora then saw a keyblade , a keyblade w/ a keychain of a naked girl.sora used this as his weapon ,taking revenge on mickey the sewer mouse.what could be the meaning of this?Why did sora chose the keyblade or why did the keyblade chose sora?And will sora ever get laid ? Find out on the next chapter of "Jewish hearts 2"

 

That's pure spam.

 

Indeed TKM, indeed, he/she is lucky that there isn´t staff online.

 

Seriously wtf

 

*facepalm*

Seriously, stop making all of these spammy threads here.
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...See, If I was a mod, we wouldnt have this problem.

 

if you were a mod there would be no place to have this problem... but seriously fenrir, stop being a ******...

 

lol that's pretty funny