The Transformation of Roxas

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Chapter 4: And so, we gradually become water
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Namine was perched on top of a bookcase, scribbling in her sketchpad.
"Namine! I've got a job for you~!" Zexion sang from below.
Snapping he pencil in anger, Namine threw her sketchpad at the Schemer and dropped from the 20 foot tall bookcase.
"You interrupted my quiet time you damn rat! Now what the heck do you want?!"
Rubbing her head in pain, Zexion yelled angrily.
"Calm down! I just want you to erase the last 10 minutes of Vexen's memory!"
Namine took a book from the shelf behind her and threw it at the wall. Zexion watched in wonder.
"There, done! Now get out of my room before I jam a squirrel down your throat!"
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Sitting on his bed, Roxas softly stroked his tail.
"Hard to believe all of this has happened in a single day... I get turned into a fox, find about out two of Zexion's secrets... And I get a new girlfriend! What next?"
Laying down on the bed, thoughts of love caressed his mind, allowing him to fall asleep happily.
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"Wake up sleepyhead!" Demyx sat at the end of the bed.
Roxas looked up yawning "...What're you doing on my bed?"
Demyx was hypnotized, watching Roxas' tail swinging side to side.
"Hey! A demonic duck's out in the hallway, he wants you to get off my bed!"
"Wha- WHOA!" Snapping out of his hypnosis, he fell off the bed.
"Idiot..."

Stepping outside his bedroom, Roxas looked around to see every organization member standing in a circle around himself and Vexen.
"Roxas, good morning and welcome to 'Who Wants to be a Humanoid', the show where you're the victim! I'm your host Vexen, let's play!"
Vexen reached into his bag and pulled out a long bottle of what looked like water. He unscrewed the cap whilst handing it to Roxas.
"You want me to drink this? I mean, I was expecting some kind of rainbow color vial covered in glitter, but this... Just stupid."
Roxas took a large gulp of the clear liquid and passed it back.
"....Nothing's happening, what gives? AAGH!" Doubling over in pain, the potion took effect.
Panic struck Roxas as he watched the entire bottom half of his body liquify.
"What's happening to me?! Are you trying to kill me you twisted son of a ---"
Roxas' last words turned into bubbles as the orange puddle where he was standing, was now all that remained of the keyblade master.
A teary eyed Zexion approached the puddle,
"Roxas... Are you really...... Dead?"


-Author comments-

Spoiler

I was so tempted to put "To be continued" at the bottom of this chapter lol.
Now before you start throwing blunt objects at me, there is no way I would ever ever want to kill my favorite character. All of this will be explained in the next chapter (Which I've just started writing) :)

 

AHHHHH! THE ZEXION PARTS ARE TOO MUCH TO BEAR! IT'S LIKE EINHORN AND THAT DERANGED FOOTBALL PLAYER FROM ACE VENUTURA, ONLY BACKWARDS!

And...wait....He-hOOOOOOld the phone just a mintue, spank ya very much. Why has Roxas become nothing but goop. What a loser......LA-WHOOOOO-HE-SURRRRR.

Zexion, bigger loser, though much shorter than everyone.

Spoiler

I once played Ace Ventura in aschool play. I wrote the plot, and somebody else scripted it. It was toned down of course in content, but I was Ace Ventura. Take that Flitter, I may not be a A-list actor, but you'r still fat. Saddlebags!

 

lol, I've got used to referring to Zexion as a female, but if it confuses everyone, I promise Zexion will be male again in the next story :3

Like I said in the author comments at the bottom: All shall be revealed :3

 

All has yet to be revealed, oh squirrely one! >,<

 

Don't necro-bump please...

Quick bit of info for everyone (seeing as how the opportunity has arised):
I highly doubt I'll be able to see this finished, as it's my last year at school and I've gotta get my ass in gear to get a good grade :3

You'll probably see a new story from me soon though, not sure how soon so keep your eyes peeled :D

 

Well..WHAT THE F**K JUST HAPPENED!?!?

That's really good.