The Transformation of Roxas

Shade Tail Productions
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Yes! I have returned! *fireworks*
I personally think this fanfic won't turn out as great as the other one, but I've kept my comedy and short chapters :3
Hope you enjoy the result of my slaving in front of a pad of paper.

Couple of new rules for this story thread:
- DONT advertise your fanfic here, do so elsewhere
- If you're gonna compliment me, can you at least give a bit of advice?
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Chapter 1: The New Victim
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"Hey Axel!" Roxas ran up to Axel and hugged him, "Where's Larxene?"
"She's upstairs getting dress--" "Cool! I was just wondering if me and you could... Uh... Y'know..."
Axel's face went a brighter red than his hair when he thought of what Roxas was going to say.
Zexion turned away from his breakfast and created the illusion of a knife, floating it in front of Roxas' crotch.
"If you mention yaoi, I won't hesitate to neuter you...!" Roxas summoned the keyblade and whacked Zexion's face into his bowl.
"I was just gonna ask him if he wanted to play Through The Fire and Flames on Co-op! Geez, you get so touchy!" Roxas stomped out of the room, mumbling swear words.
"I can't believe he called me gay again! If he calls me that one more time, I swear I'll get Vexen to turn him into a newt - OW!!" Roxas stepped on a syringe Vexen had dropped earlier, he reacted fast and yanked it out of his foot.
"Roxas?!" Larxene sped down the stairs after watching him pull the needle from his foot.
Roxas screwed his face up like he was about to scream in pain.... His lips didn't even twitch. Axel and Zexion both ran in to investigate.
"What happened?" Axel asked, guiding him toward the couch.
"Roxas stood on one of the mad scientist's syringes.... Roxas? Tell me where it hurts, I'll try to find a band-aid or something"
Roxas looked up, wiped a tear from his eye and took a sock off.
"It got me on the heel of my -- PAW?!"

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Chapter 2

 

Sweet! More! more!

And a question, is Larxene still a dude like in the last one?

I loved how you almost made it look like another yaoi deal with AxelxRoxas,
but, thankfully, it wasn't!

You are a great writer of comedy for many reasons besides the one above.

 

this is good i like it

 

OOOOOOOh! AWESOMENESS!!!!

 

o_o I forgot about that XD *smacks writer's block for making me forget things*
Ok, time to explain this really quickly:

Thank you Sabastian for noticing the continuity problem :p

 

Ummmmmm....oooookkkkkaaaay.....

But will anything else happen to anyone else?
Besides Roxas having a paw I mean...

And, just for consideration, I can help in any way if you start to slack up and get writers block! ^^

 

There's going to be more happening to the Organization. I've already picked my next victim, so hopefully there will be a shorter wait between stories :D
Thanks for offering, I'll take the offer if Blocky gets too big :3

 

Well, by far, that will be a great improvement from your last fanfiction.

I'll hazard a guess at Zexion, due to his neteur remark.

 

Cool! I can help you out too if you want! I'm just getting over my Writer's Block and I was thinking of making my own fanfic, but I can help you sometimes if Sebastian can't....

 

This is funny:D
Could you check on my fanfic?

 

Highly doubtable.
My fanfictions are too unsuccesful for me to ever get writer's block from pressuring fans.

On a side note to that, everybody always marks them as yaoi-fan-fictions, simply on the basis they always star two members of Organization XIII.
My first is pretty succesful, but my next one is seeing very little anticipation.
(Tibit: There is a riddle to solve before I post the first chapter, which has to do with what the plot is about and where it will take place during the story. Rep to whoever can Pm me the right answer.)

Also, while I am advertising my own Fanfiction for some-odd-reason, has anybody heard about this latest snakc that is sweeping the nation:

Squirrel on a Stick!
Get yer Squirrel on a stick!

They taste great and the bushy tales are good for you!
Squrriel on a stick!

(The specific nation it is sweeping wishes to remain anoynomous)

 

YEAH!!!!!
awesome..hes a dog now right...or a tiger..or a lion...dang...so many with paws.

 

Writer's notes:
I'm gonna be trying to get this updated weekly, so that should be plenty of time for me to get the next chapter written :D
To the people that don't like my short chapters; DEAL WITH IT, I get sick and tired when I have to write pages of text.
Anyway, I hope you're enjoying it so far :D

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Chapter 2: Quizzing the Creator
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"When Vexen gets here, he had better have a good excuse for this" Roxas growled. As if by coincidence, Vexen ran into the room with a tray of vials.
Panting, Vexen shouted, "Hey! Has anyone seen a syringe of my --" His face went as pale as a dusk's, noticing Roxas covered in orange fur. ".... Nevermind."
Larxene chuckled and walked away, "You two have fun! By the way Roxas, take your clothes off, the fur will make them feel tight... Buhbye now"
Roxas sighed as he obeyed and stripped. "Well at least the fur's covered what's needed"
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Meanwhile in the other room....
"Quick Zex! Turn the flash off and gimme the camera!"
"...Ok, done! Here!" Zexion passed the camera to Larxene.
Larxene smiled slyly as she leaned around the corner and took a picture
"YES! This is going straight to my desktop!"
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"I've only got three questions... What am I turning into, how far into this will it stop, and why am I not feeling this like Larxene did?"
Vexen let out a sigh of relief and sat down.
"Firstly, you're a fox. Second, you will keep your voice and still be standing on two feet, if that's what you're concerned about, and finally, this potion has been designed to release natural painkillers... Larxene's unfortunately wasn't that advanced."
Roxas' sad face turned around as bones crunched themselves into place, he could hear it, but he was just glad he couldn't feel it.
"Y'know, I thought this was gonna be the worst thing that could ever happen to me, but.... I love it!" he walked towards Vexen with his tail happily wagging behind him. "For the first time ever, someone's actually made me happy" Roxas leant over the chair and kissed Vexen -FLASH!-
"YES!! Blackmail material!" Zexion shouted, teleporting out with a wide grin.
Roxas stared at Vexen realising what he had just done,
"Excuse me, I have a camera to destroy and a nobody to force feed!" he grabbed a vial with 'Newt' scribbled on the label and tried to teleport to Zexion's room.... But with no success.
"Crap! You're gonna get the beating of a lifetime when I get back!" Roxas screamed while running up the staircase.

 

I love it!! 1st class material as always!

 

News

I've got Monday & Tuesday off school next week, so I might have enough spare time to get the next chapter finished before Wednesday :D
Many thanks to the readers for waiting so patiently :3

 

Thank the various gods, I never intended it to take this long, but I've finally got the new chapter written :D
When you read this, I hope you instantly realize why it took me so much longer to write.
If you want to tie me to a chair and question me, please do.
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Chapter 3: Terrible Secrets
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After five minutes of travelling, Roxas arrived at Zexion's bedroom door, wheezing and breathless.
"God, I think I'm gonna cough up a furball!" He grabbed the handle, pushed open the door and stared in shock at what he dicovered. Pictures of Roxas were plastered all across the walls, Zexion sat in the middle of them at his computer.
"Holy crap..." He edged towards Zexion, trying to see what he was doing...
"ROXAS!!" The Schemer jumped out of his chair, tackling Roxas. "I told you never to go in my room!" Roxas struggled to free himself, but it was no use. Zexion released his grip. "There's no point in yelling at you... You've already found out. I guess there's not much use in hiding now." Roxas slowly stood up, Zexion's voice seemed more high pitched than it was before.
"Why? ...Why didn't you tell me about this Zex?"
Zexion turned around and unzipped his cloak, letting it slide off his arms,
"Are those... Bandages?" The bandages wrapping Zexions chest up unwound themselves. Roxas' eyes lit up, standing half naked in front of him was the most beautiful looking girl he had ever seen.
"I've lied about my gender since before I was Ansem's assistant... After nearly ten years, I'm glad I could finally show someone. Roxas I..." Zexion grabbed Roxas and hugged him, "I love you."
~~~~~~15 minutes later~~~~~~
"Hey Roxas I've just made the--" Vexen blushed slightly and nearly dropped the Human Potion watching the pair kissing.
Roxas turned towards him, "Get out of my room!"
"Sometime later?" "Get the hell out of my room!!" With that, Vexen teleported from Roxas' room to his own.
"I'd best go and get Namine to erase that memory." Zexion sighed as she started wrapping the bandages around her chest.

 

-_-"......So wrong....so...very.....very......wrong....

Zexion is a chick?!?!?

Dude, you need to continue...0_o

 

Agreed.. You should continue. And fast.

 

Well, now seems to be a good time to say I'm currently writing the next chapter of this :3

Spoiler

Seeing as how Larxene went through 2 transformations, I'm going to stick with tradition :D

 

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Dude, how this works is freakin' awesome! Also, Can't wait on that next chapter.

DUDES! SERIOUSLY! DO NOOOT CLICK THAT SPOILER ABOVE! YOUR ALREADY WEAK BRAINS WILL IMPLODE!