The Thread of neverending randomness!!!!!

ahh! he broke the skin! uhh....why do i have a craving for trix now? *looks at random bystander* mmmm....TRIXXX! *leaps at him*

 

Random bystander: Why are you looking at me like that?
OW! NO! LEAVE ME ALONE! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Trix Rabbit:Yess.....Feed on the humans my pet.....

*Random bystander and Shadow Tactician leap on more unsuspecting kids*

Kids:The disease is spreading! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

 

i may be your pet, but if i find trix cereal before you, its MINE!

 

Trix Rabbit:MY TRIXS! I CHALLENGE YOU FOR THEM! TO THE DEATH!!
*drums start beating*
Trix Rabbit: MY TRIXS!!
*Leaps at Shadow Tactician*

 

Kids, FIND COOKIE MONSTER, HE HAS COOKIES!!!!!

 

Cookie Monster: NO! MY COOKIES!*runs off and hides with Tony*

 

*cookie monster jumps into the battle, kicks Shadow Tactician, and punches 13thDarkness* blah! what the heck! no cookies, trix!

 

*13thDarkness gets back up*
You will pay for that you stupid furry blue thing!!*13thDarkness charges up for attack*
DIE!!

 

*Cookie monster runs into the hospital thingy in family guy* Yesh, atleast I'm safe here.
Guards: okay give us the cookies
Cookie monster: NO MY COOKIES!!!!!! *runs*

 

*13thDarkness trips cookie monster*
13thDarkness: GUARDS! GET HIM! That is for punching me cookie monster!

 

nyu!!!!!!!! You Can Never Take Me Away From Ma Cookies!!!!

 

*Guards poke cookie monster with needles*
Cookie Monster:NOOOOOooo..o.o....o......o......zzzzzzZZZzzzzzZZZZ
Guard:Shhh.....

 

Cookie monster go nye nye. :)

 

ME: Now as for you Trix Rabbit....
Trix Rabbit: Darn it! I was hoping everyone would forget me so I could escape!
ME: TOO LATE!

 

THE TRIX RABBIT SHALL NEVER GET AWAY AS LONG AS US KIDS ARE HERE

Rabbit: Crud.

 

Trix Rabbit: NO ONE CAN DEFEAT ME!
*starts doing karate again and kill random people*
Trix Rabbit:ONLY THE POWER OF TRIX CAN DEFEAT ME!!

Me:speaking of people defeating tirx rabbit, wasn't shadow tactician in a death duel with trix rabbit? I mean, what happened, Because I haven't heard Shadow since...oh....

 

WELL THEN RABBIT, I GUESS IT'S TIME TO TAKE AWAY YOUR TRIX NOW ISN'T IT!!!!!!

 

Me: Everyone! Work together! This is what we trained for! The trix rabbit has trix! If we don't stop him we will all die!

This is why the kids have stopped the Trix Rabbit from getting trix all the years...they were defending our lives....with trix, the rabbit is invincible....only those who are infected by him and have trix will are the only one to have a chance.....and shadow is well.....you know....

 

We Must Chase The Rabbit Down!!!!!!!!

 

Trix Rabbit: IT WILL DO YOU NO GOOD! I HAVE TRIX, I AM INVINCIBLE!