The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Done

Ok...mine is a bit of a story...I was about 10, and my mom had some kind of alcoholic beverage mixed with Lemonade...yeah its weird...

I was sick that day, so I didnt see here pour it/mix it...in fact I was asleep in my bed. So I wake up at midnight, with my throat burning...what do I see on the table? LEMONADE!
I drink it...it tasted like fire...

the first thing that came to mind was that I drank poison...why someone would leave poison in a glass on the table never occured to me...

I decided to go back to sleep. "Poisoned."

 

Letting my little brother play my Pokemon Yellow. He would always overwrite my save file (considering there was only one). He would always do that, and he didn't think he was doing anything wrong.

 

I was a wee lad of 13 and this happened

"Click to log in to KHV, Not a member? register here!"

"Hmm ok," *clicks*

 

but...but...

your a mod O.O

mods are happy people.

 

Poured out my heart to a guy who didn't give a damn about me and spread the whole story around the school. =3. MY BAD!

 

...ahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Stupidest thing I have ever done was probably to knock myself out >_>

I had been on a fieldtrip, got back to campus and needed to finish an essay, so I finished my essay and walked into the city to get the last train back to my town. I missed it by two minutes so decided to get a cab.

I walked across the road and the driver said sure just go around the otherside, so I did that fine and then uh lol I tripped on my shoelaces, my hands were full with Uni work and stuff from the fieldtrip so all my stuff went flying, I couldn't stop myself and I went head first into a brick wall, like my forehead smashed into it.

The next thing I know I am opening my eyes and there is a ****ing crowd around me, someone is calling an ambulance and I wanted to die of embarrassment D:

I gave myself concussion from that :3 and also twisted my knee and hurt my wrist, not to mention the mega brusie I had on my forehead ;_;


Oh also once I was ironing, and the iron slipped so without thinking I grabbed it with both hands, burnt both my hands :3 I am lucky they didn't scar.​

 

Behind my red name lies an ocean of crimson tears.

 

I was little when this happened.My dad was watching tv in the living room.He had a glass right next to him.And inside it looked like soda so I'm like in my head "Oh soda.I want some!" I grab the glass and take a sip.Next thing I know I drank beer instead of soda.I went running to the sink and spit it out.It was DIGUSTING.I felt as if I wanted to throw up.

 

i know your pain.

 

Its happened to me THREE times already.The second one was that it was in the refrigerator.Again it looked like soda so I took a sip.Then for my brother's birthday last year,my aunt and my brother told me it was soda so I took a sip and I spit it out.Then my stomach started to hurt.I didn't tell my mom though.So pretty much that's the reason why I hate beer so much.But also because something happened to my dad due to beer.

 

I was getting off the bus in DC cause we were taking a trip there and I wasn't paying attention soooo I tripped on the last step, slammed my head into the pavement, got covered in blood, and knocked myself unconscious. So my trip ended kinda early..

 

I just shaved all my hair off.