the stages of seeing a spider on your wall.

first seeing it.



you think it’s coming to get you.



all bodily functions stop and you just stare down the spider



THEN YOU GO ALL OUT ON THAT MOTHERFUCKER



you think you killed it. then you see it again.



repeat

 

This is so true... Lolz, faces.​

 

I lol'd hard XD

 

That's true.. xD Haa.

 

I only freak out if it starts moving quickly, and I lose track of it. If I can see it clearly, then I just catch it and put it outside. :/

 

Funny...I did all of these step by step last night when I saw a cockroach in my room >_>

 

If I saw a cockroach I'd run and wait until it somehow left the room.

Or, I would just run at it with an axe like in step 4.

 

Cockroaches can survive a nuclear bomb, the most powerful man-made force ever. You honestly think a hatchet is going to be able to do anything to that sort of resistance?

 

Yeah, my epic hacket will! Or I'll just pick it up and throw it out the window.

 

The cockroach, or the hatchet? Because cockroaches will ALWAYS find their way back.

 

miss out 3 and 4 and thats about right for me.

 

You mean you don't run after it with an axe?

 

this made me lol more than it should have.