The Staff Is Evil

They're planning on holding the world ransom for one million dollars!

We must stop them!

 

It's actually one hundred billion dollars
one million dollars isn't much these days

 

So if the world is being held ransom, who are they trying to get to pay for it? I mean, the Doctor would probably come to the rescue, but considering he doesn't carry cash...

 

We also accept checks but we cannot take credit cards; we apologize for the inconvenience.

 

Why would I try to stop them tho? I'm friends with most of the staff, I could probably get in on some of that cash.

 

I just want some money to buy new socks ;-;

 

Cat has given Enzy a sock
Enzy is freeeeeeeeeee

 

Looks like KHV has an STD.

[Koi Herpes Virus / Staff who Thrives on Dollas (holla)]

 

Evil? they just want the bills to imitate

 

I'd much rather give her tokens.

Buy yourself some cotton balls and learn to knit, nube~
@Twelve

 

Is that in US dollars or...?

 

If someone takes the world hostage, which btw how the hell, why would they want money? They already have everything.

 

BREAKING THE ROLE PLAY TO SAY I LOVE YOUR NEW AVATAR AAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

AAAA THANK YOU I GOT A 3DS OVER MY WINTER BREAK AND PLAYED KID ICARUS UPRISING AND OH MY GOOOOOD I JUST HAD TO MAKE A NEW ONE C':

 

YOU MEAN SOMEONE ELSE LOVES IT AS MUCH AS I DO??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!???!

 

I COULD ASK THE SAME????? LIKE WOAH

I LOVE THE **** OUT OF THAT GAME I just. The dialogue. The everything. <3.

 

To: KHV Forum, Present Day
From: ???
Date Sent: ???

Day 1,456: Water supplies are running low. I'm probably one of the only survivors of the Staff-pocalypse. i heard amaury is still around no surprise. but I'm sending this post back in time in hopes of averting the crisis. regardless I don't think it will make a difference.

Oh god, I heard a sound outside of my barricade of unwanted copies of ffvii advent children. I think they are coming. they must have known.

if anyone reads this, please don't let your guard down when it happens

it was all just a blur to me when it happened

i dunno if I'm gonna make it now

oh god, there's the sound again

it's getting closer

and closer

i don't know why i'm still using double space after all these years

dramatic effect my ass

if i had probably one thing i regret my entire life

it's the unnecessary use of double spa

ces

damn

oh god, the sound

the point imma trying to make is be careful

and trust no one

p.s. Kingdom Hearts III is still not out. shocker, i know