The Spamzone: The "Official" Thread

Because apparently being official is all the rage...
...I've got nothing.
Here's a random character doing something random.

 

Do think that humans are a sustainable fuel source for heating homes during the winter?

 

Well, it worked for the machines in the Matrix so I guess they could.

 

The science in The Matrix was so suspect, yo.

 

So the matrix was a lie?

 

let's find out​

 

No, they just had to do some pretty amazing stuff there.

 

Makes me hungry just thinking about this stuff. But:

Human flesh requires extended exposure to 1,400 degrees Fahrenheit in order to ignite. The human body, which is 85 percent water, burns outside to inside in a rapid cycle of layer-by-layer dehydration and ignition. The heat dries out the skin; the dry skin ignites. That fire dries out the next layer of muscle and fat, which then ignites. And so on, until the internal organs are consumed. The average body gives off a modest 1,000 Btu per pound of meat (burning wood, by comparison, gives off 6,000 Btu). But an extremely obese person can run up to 17,000 Btu.

Source : http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070904110533AAezFXS

Besides, the smell is unbearable, however you might want to look into that : http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090218022045AAAaUxd