The Spam Zone writes a poem.

A'ight, you savages, we're gonna make Shakespeare look like Smash Mouth. Here's how we do this -- it's easy af, just calm down, jesus christ. You write two lines: one that ends with something that rhymes with the previous post's last line, and one that ends in whatever you want. Maybe try to make the meter match, but fúck it, this is America, it's 2017, you can do whatever you want, you degenerate. The basic idea is to synthesize a poem with an AA-BB-CC-etc. rhyme scheme. The tone is whatever you want it to be; go to town. Since I'm starting this beautiful piece of garbage off, imma just write one line.

Roses are red, just like my hands

 

blood has been spilt across all of the lands

 

Hey Cstar you forgot to write the next line
I'ma pick up the slack 'cuz THOSE RED HANDS ARE MINE
IT'S NOVA TIME YOU DEGENERATE FUCKS,

 

Oh, it was three lines? Well shucks,
Now I messed up the rhyme scheme... I think? This is deluxe.
Nova is overlord, bow to the king.

 

psst it's two
i wrote an extra one

 

gimme a steamed bun
but like, more than one

 

(OOC: Did anyone read how to play?) XD

(IC)

Nova shall rule over EVERYTHING

KH1 is better than two...

 

I don't care what the rules are, all you
I'm sticking with three or I'm sticking to one
The broken rhyme scheme has just begun.
I'm not good at math.

 

I shall face Advent's Wrath
That ought to be the name of the poem

 

Tome, it's a ****ing tome
Gimme a beer and a smoke

 

I can't buy my own, I'm totally broke.
I spent all my money on soda and chips

 

OOC: I love this thread.

 

OOC: Then add to it. XD

 

OOC: No but see, it's the fact it's not working is what I love

 

^Removed "OOC" And fixed the above
Now I'm just trying to make you give in.



XD

 

Do you want to be the very best
that no one's ever been?

 

'Best' isn't something with which I'm obsessed
I'm just in it to live and to have fun myself.

 

Don't you try to kid yourself,
You're in it to win, that's twice already.

 

I mean, you just gotta know how to stay steady.
Plus, I had beginner's luck on my side