The Spam Zone: The Official Thread

Okay, talk about things.

 

Do you think white people burn faster than black people?

 

get some test subjects and we can find out​

 

We're taking applications now.

 

I'd rather talk about things instead of things. After all, things are way better than things because things have things that work with things instead of things that are with things that go for those things. Things are way better than things because of that after all, oh yeah, and things relate to things while other things are just things to go with things that are used with things.

Catch my drift?

 

Let's burn this one first.

 

I think he's white​

 

Alright, that's one for that column.

 

What if you are grey?

 

Clearly you are some permutation of the two and based on your shade we can ascertain the proportions and from the average burn rates of the separate colors we will be able to extrapolate the burn time of any grey person assuming the black and white portions do not interact to create matter with new properties. But that's all outside the scope of this experiment anyways.

 

Well this thread immediately became stupid.

Congrats, you guys.

 

You're one to talk.

 

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I haven't made any threads lately.

 

I think it was dumb on creation.

 

everyone's dumb

 

Look who's talking.

 

what is happening here

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We're insulting each other.

 

fuck you nate_river, your username is so 2008

 

Wow, fools gold, you're a fool