The Situation Game:

Walk away because I don't know your face.

You run out of ideas for situations.
What do?

 

I steal your thunder and make one.

Your trick-or-treating and your bag breaks. What do you do?

 

Ask the nearest homeowner to help me out.
Which they do.

You get locked in the school with no way out and no way of communicating with the outside.
What do you do?

 

Use a chair to break a window.

You're stuck in an alien invasion, and the only things you have are a rubber snake, some dirt, and a plank of wood. What (with using all of the items) do you do?

 

I put the rubber snake on the ground, cover it in enough dirt so that they can't see it too well and think it's real, as they get close to kill it or just investigate it, I come from behind with the plank of wood and knock them out.

You're in the middle of the ocean on a little wooden raft and suddenly you see a shark fin on the surface of the water. You have a dagger that you use for fishing, it's being territorial by bumping the raft. What do you do?

 

Like the manly man I sorta am, I'd put the dagger in my mouth and dive in. I would wrestle the shark and kill it. The. I would eat it's meat.

Raw.

You're sitting in your class and suddenly, ninjas appear, asking specifically for you. What do you do?

 

Tell him that Yu is somewhere else.

You have a funny christmas card to write but don't know what to put........

 

i shutting down your laptop / computer. what are you gonna do?

 

Ermm.. don't exactly get what you're saying, but if YOU were shutting down my laptop, i'd roundhouse kick you in the face! :3

Suddenly, Kermit the Frog appears, he looks possessed. He lifts up his banjo, ready to strike. What do you do?!

 

Pull the hand that's controlling him out of his @$$.

It's christmas eve, you forgot to give out cards. What do you do?

 

Call on Spidey and MJ to hand out fruit cakes!




Mike Tyson is running after you with a rubber glove. What do you do?

 

Steal his rubber glove and slap him with it until he backs off

The rapture has just happened and you're the only person left on earth, You find a match, a jar of dirt, some flint and three chickens. It's the dead of winter. What do you do?

 

Turn the laser pointer into sharpshooters, Dress up as Xigbar, go to nomura and pretend to be one of his creations come to life and threaten him, saying more will come if he didn't continue it. If he still didn't do the same with Luxord

You were drawn into the kh universe, what is the first thing that comes to mind for you to do?

 

Get the shot gun and one shot the shadows, then kidnap the green requiem and chain it up in the basement, keep it there and have myself stay young and healthy forever.

Twelve large bodies and a behemoth are attacking the white house, You have a broken toothpick and a bag of funyuns, what do you do?

 

drag out Twelve large bodies and behemoth using funyuns and then stab in front of there eyes using broken toothpick

i lose you in a board game then i tear the board apart. what you gonna do? XD

 

I'll put some tape on it, it's FINE.

You are in an empty room with a single door, no windows and no other exits. You are with 3 other friends. One of your friends is actually a mastermind serial killer. She/He plans to kill all of you and is armed with a hand gun and a knife. What do you do?

 

Discretely shove one towards the door to make it look like they're running for it. If they get shot, we'll know that the one who shot them was the serial killer and the other friend and me can attack them. if they don't get shot, they're the serial killer and all three of us can attack them

You get a call on your cell phone, it says you have eight hours to live unless you jump out the window of the top floor of the nearest skyscraper. what do you do?

 

Try to track down the caller.

You're stuck in the middle of the desert with nothing but a plastic bag and a cup. What do you do?