The Situation Game:

Bump the thread due to nothing better to do.

I bump this thread forgetting most to all rules to this site. What now?

 

Bump it again.

Your stuck at home and the electric goes out, you have no means to contact any friends over the phone or online . . . what do you do??

 

Shrug and play Dead Space 2 for the 100th time.

You see a Necromorph in a top hat singing "Hello My Baby". What do you do?

 

Bump the H$%# out of this thread. OWNED!!!

You get in trouble for bumping threads in the Spam Zone Playground . . . game over . . . what do you do?????????

 

Brush it off and bump some more!!!

You find that KH is real and you're about to die. What do you do?

 

Call forth the might of the keyblade and beat the #$@$ out of as many heartless/nobodies as I can before my time is up . . . (Demyx lol)

You realize that P was actually right . . . nah, that could never happen . . . but what if it did? What? Would? You? Do!?

 

probably freak out or something....

If you have two friends who love you equally and they have a fight and they both want you to go with them, who do you go with?

 

I'd go with both, hang out at the clock tower and have some ice cream.

You go to the movies, but the one you wanted to see sold out! What do you do?

 

Knock the guy who works in the projection room out put on his clothes do a google search for how to work a projector and then watch the movie from there ^_^

You just happen to be carrying a sniper rifle with you and chillin on a building roof, you then see another sniper on the roof across from you aiming at you . . . what do you do?

 

I duck. Problem solved. B|

You're confronted by an angry penguin who claims you owe him 7.50$ in cash, how do you escape the situation?

 

I say that I do not have anything on me.

You are lonely. How do you escape the situation?

 

I invent an imaginary friend named Bob, whose only goal is to keep me from being lonely.


There are two giants made out of marshmallows that are attacking you with marshmallow arms. You are starving and have been for days, yet you know if you eat one of them you will die of obesity. What do you do?

 

I eat a piece of one of them, and this scares them away.

You are being haunted by phantoms. How do you escape?

 

Suck them into a vacuum cleaner and trap them in it.

You are trapped in a concreate box, with no way out. All you have is a table and a saw. How do you escape?

 

Quickly state your newfound belief in reincarnation and stab yourself in the chest with the saw.

You just fell off the world's tallest building, and all you have is a T-shirt. How do you survive?

 

You fell out of the ground window of the worlds tallest building, you just get a few bruises.

You are alone in the middle of a desert with only a toy soldier, how do you survive?

 

To Midnight, you cut the table in half, this giving you two halves, and two halves make a whole, or a "hole". You climb through the hole.

At Britishism, I fell off the side, or one of the lower floors. The building was on its side in the first example.

To Midnight again, I do not survive. Unless the desert is very small or I find an Oasis of some kind.

You are perfect. How do you escape this situation?

 

Live with it. I've been doing it for years.

You've been kidnapped, bound in chains, and are about to be thrown in a volcano. How do you survive?

 

I feel bad for "You", but I didn't know him.

There is a zombie army taking over the world. How do you stop them?

 

You go to Africa and find some former agents of S.T.A.R.S. to help you survive the onslaught of Manjini.

You've been drugged and are about to be raped. How do you stop the madness...?