The Situation Game:

I bring it back with mouth to mouth.

You kill yourself by jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge. What do you do?

 

I return from the dead as a cosmic Jewish zombie.

You given a homework assignment on the various characters in Neon Genesis Evangelion. What do you do?

 

I start by pming P asking him to explain what Neon Genesis Evangelion is.

You are locked in a locker with nothing but a rusty keyblade.
How do you get out?

 

No one outside the locker needs me, so they can all die!

You are trapped in a recursive loop of time. You are trapped in a recursive loop of time. You are trapped in a recursive loop of time. You are trapped in a recursive loop of time.

 

I sit back and relax. I sit back and relax. I sit back and relax. I sit back and relax.

You are. You are. You are. You are. Nothing.
What do you do?

 

Nothing...

Your just walking along minding your on buisness...when a seagull poops on your head what do you do?

 

I explode and reform two feet from where I was, leaving the crap on the ground.

You see a quarter on the ground and you pick it up. Twenty years later you're a billionaire and Broly comes bursting into your home shouting, "WHERE'S MY QUARTER?!?!" And he starts shooting up the place.

What do you do?

 

I had the quarter framed, so I give it to him.

You are stuck in a room, and a horde of zombies are about to break down the door. You only have one pistol with one bullet in it. What do you do???

 

(got tire of waiting) I take the gun and shoot the case that says, 'incase of emergency shoot case'

You are stuck on a rocket going 500 miles per hour, and you are about to crash into a planet made of cheese. (Figure that out)

 

i would sink into the cheese planet and it would absorb all the impact

SITUATION ~ you are stuck in a room with concrete floor, walls, and ceiling. the only thing in the room with you is a saw and a table. how do you escape?

 

I walk out the door I made with the table :D

You are in an infinite loop, what do you do do do do do do do do do---

 

[highlight]Give up and die.

It's a bomb. Which wire do you cut?![/highlight]​

 

Why cut a wire when you can just give the bomb to an unsuspecting civillian?

your trousers ripped and fell off...your in your underwear and a shirt in the middle of a busy city...miles and miles away from home with no car only and no busses or trains for the next hour what do you do?

 

Cruise down the street looking cool with some sunglasses on as I search for the nearest department store.

You're at home with a girl/boy you crush on.

What do you do?

 

Break your leg and get sympathy from him/her, and hope he/she kisses you

you are in the middle of a nuclear air raid. What do you do?

 

Take out a lolipop and suck on it before I blow up.

You notice that girl/ boy from before is in the shower.

What do you do now?

 

Say to him/her "I need to shower too, do you mind if I join you?"

he/she smacks you
what do you so now?

 

Cry and hope he/she will forgive you.

The same he/she laughs at you for crying.
What do you do now???

 

[highlight]Rape.

You discover he/she is a trap/reverse trap. What do you do?[/highlight]​

 

Continue the rape

he/she accepts the rape so it's not rape any more. What do you do now?