The Situation Game:

Shoot the TV, as you never said if I had anything in my hands.

You plan to commit suicide because you're having constant night terrors (next one worst than the last). Plan your move.

 

Smack him with a fish

Your freind is passed out, and you are both on mt everest, all you have is the close on your backs.

 

we slide down the mountain

You're infected with a new species of filarias(parasite),what do you do?

 

Infect everyone.


You are caught stealing a penguin from a zoo while on crack what would you do to get out of that situation?

 

I eat it.

the traffic light is green but an old lady is still crossing the street,what do you do?

 

Walk the rest of the way...I can't drive so it wouldn't bother me.



An old man asks you for a chicken strip....what do you do?

 

give him a french fry, he won't know the difference.

you are a wanted criminal, standing right in front of a Police officer.

 

Because a police officer is clearly not a detective, and no other humans are around, I use magic to summon a demon to kill him, then use the demon to vanish the body.

Alternatively, as no other humans are around, I kill him using one of the many weapons I have concealed and then hide the body.

EDIT: Situation:

You are on the moon as an astronaut. You see an asteroid hit and destroy a good portion of the earth. What do you do?

 

I stay on the moon and lead a career as the only astronaut on the moon.

You find out you're a lesbian, what do you do?

 

find the most atractive person that is the oppeset sex

Your face to face with a shark then behind you is a while thats about to eat you What do you do?

 

I try to make sense of that sentence.

You don't have a situation to respond to. WHat do you do?

 

steal somone the other persons idea

you trip on a man that was murdered and you have his blood on you and the poilce take you into quistion you what do you do?

 

I tell them the truth.

You are suddenly told you need grammar classes, what do you do?

 

Krii, cuz i thotz i hd gud grammerz

You've just been Rick Roll'd.

 

Kick Rick in his balls and walk away.

You've just been told that you have eight hours left to live. What do you do?

 

erase 8 hrs and wright 8 decades

you have completley lost your marbles. literallty.

 

I would find my marbles and tell them to never get lost again.

You're about to be eaten by sharks. What do you do?

 

Eat the sharks

You are trapped in a concrete room, with no doors or windows (with a ceiling), there is only a table and a saw in the room, how do you escape?

 

Take out my cellphone, call my friend who deals with explosives and have him blow out one of the walls.

You've been kidnapped and left alone in a room full of bombs. They're set to go off in about ten minutes and you're tied to a chair with no means of escape or communication. How do you get out in time?

 

Jump up and down making the chair sound like bombs going off. When the kidnappers run in to see why the bombs went off so early smash them with the chair until it is destroyed. If the chair is gone before all the kidnappers are with with use the rope that tied you to the chair to garotte the rest of them.

You kill this thread with a lame situation. What do you do?